Maria Bamford Has a Bone to Pick with Mental Health Memes

Memes shouldn’t make you feel stupid for struggling with mental health issues — that’s what parents are for.

Comedians of Comedy” crew that defined alt-comedy in the mid-2000s, Bamford built a brand for herself by working through her struggles with bipolar disorder and OCD through her act, using all the varied vocal tonalities that the technical performer has honed so well.

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Obviously, reaching out for help is good advice for anyone going through tough times, but Bamford says that it’s not as easy a process as the memes make it out to be. “Sometimes you can call, even text Suicide Hotline,” Bamford explained. “(But) sometimes there’s a 45-to-90 minute wait during peak surge hours like the Super Bowl.” Bamford’s answer to this problem is to open your mind to other possibilities: “I say, lower the bar to accessing mental health care. Call freaking anybody.”

“I called Hertz Rent-A-Car,” Bamford continued. “This woman picked up on the first ring. I told her what was going on — you know, I’m clearly a waste of resources. She said, ‘All I can do is lease you a car,’ and, before hanging up on me she did say, ‘You know what sweetheart? I do believe every human life has value. You take care.’” Bamford cracked of the exchange, “Come on! That’s not nothing!”

Bamford’s real ace-in-the-hole, however, has a much more political bent. “I love to call the anti-abortion people,” Bamford explained, “because all their literature says life is a gift. Have them take the time to prove it to you!” She ed a certain call to the pro-lifers when she told them, “I’m not pregnant, my mother was, and that saucy lady kept it. So, 53 years later, what’s the plan? I would like to be placed in a loving home!”