27 Random Bits of Trivia We Disseminated From Our Noggins Like So Many Dandruff Flakes

This list of random facts quite literally fell into our laps today. We couldn’t be happier, because it was due this morning and we had nothing! As we sat there, completely factless, we held our face in our hands and just started shaking our heads in disappointment. 

To our pleasant surprise, the facts started raining down from our scalps. Turns out, we’re so chock-full of them that our heads can barely hold them all. 

You get to readin’, and we’ll get to shakin’.