31 Random Bits of Trivia to Botox Those Unsightly Brain Folds
Consider these your brain’s fountain of youth
Much like showbiz, wrinkles in the brain-biz are a huge no-no. We’re not just saying that because we offer an expensive procedure that can smooth them right out. It’s just, you want to work in this highly competitive random tidbit industry, don’t you?
We’ve been in the biz long enough to know that tidbits like these won’t work with that rubbery, ruffled-up cauliflower of yours. Diane at the front desk will get your insurance info, then meet us around back for your consultation.
Medieval Insult Battles
Charlie Chaplin
Shirley Maclaine
Crypto
Arabic Numbers
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Turkey
Leonardo DiCaprio
Kidneys
Los Angeles
Tom Hanks
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Taco Bell
Warner Bros.
The Smurfs
The NFL
Strawberries
The Tour de
The Last Confederate Statue in Maryland
Alcatraz
Tone-Deaf Marin Luther King Jr. Day Sale
Thomas Jefferson
Calling 911
Jon Stewart
Pixar
Don Rickles
Source: 15 Potential Simpsons Cameos That Didn’t Become Reality
Nintendo
Source: Nintendo
Michelangelo’s Pieta
Source: Time
Kiefer Sutherland
Source: Vulture
The British Navy
Source: The Guardian