27 Bizarre News Events That Make Us Wish Thanos Would Get Busy With That Whole ‘Snap’ Thing
Man, everyone needs to just calm down out there!
Can we just have one single day where no one does anything crazy? We realize that’s a tall order for a worldwide population of roughly eight billion people, but if we spread the word of just chilling out to every corner of the globe, we’re sure that everyone will agree to calm down.
They’ll all see that one peaceful day might be the reset this world needs. Like a short worldwide meditation of sorts. After reading these wild news stories, you’ll see why it’s necessary.
The Fraudulent Voter Fraud Accusation
The Woman Who Got Thrown Out of A Church for Bringing Cilantro to the Service
The DoorDash Driver Who Pooped in An Apartment Building Lobby
The Police Chase Involving A Street Sweeper
The Man Who Held Up A Pizza Delivery Man with An Axe
When Facebook Told the LAPD to Stop Spying
The Thief Who Went on a Three-Month Diet to Pull Off His Crime
The Deer That Smashed Through the Window of a Business Called iSmash
The 110-Year-Overdue Library Book
The Walmart Toy That Sang About Doing Cocaine
The Woman Who Breastfed A Cat on A Plane
The Protesters Shot by Turkish Police
Canada’s Maple Syrup Shortage
An Ancient Roman Artifact Being Used As Furniture
The Leather Coat Ban in North Korea
What Plumbers Call Black Friday
Why Everything at the Dollar Tree Costs More Than A Dollar
The Mayor Who Lost His Job Because of A Giant Chicken
The Guy Who Drove to His Driving Test
The Town That Covered Up A Groundhog’s Death
Adele Shutting Down Interviewers Who Hadn’t Listened to Her New Album
Japan’s Professor Poo
The Person Sending Fake Poop in the Mail
The Guy Who Complained About An Ambulance Ruining His Sleep
The Company Trying to Recycle Dog Poop and Used Diapers