25 Defective Bits of Trivia That Are Unfortunately Not Eligible for Return

To be clear, this “no returns” policy isn’t because we don’t think you’ll like these facts. On the contrary, it’s here because we think you’ll love them so much that you’ll want to immediately spout them back at us in excitement. They’re too good to keep to yourself, but please don’t yell them back in our faces just because we happen to be right in front of you.

Turn your head and scream them at a person who may not know them yet. We just don’t want to be locked into some random fact echo chamber, ya know?