32 Collectible Bits of Trivia About Odd, Dangerous and Classic Toys
Turns out bright-colored plastic doesn’t guarantee a good time
We don’t know if we should open this blurb with “you're welcome” or “we’re so incredibly sorry,” since we gathered a huge list of classic toys that might either cause serious nostalgia or serious PTSD flashbacks.
It’s funny how something like Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids can make one kid scream, “Wow, its motorized jaw actually chews,” while making another kid scream, “Ow, my finger! Mommy, get a Band-Aid!”
Yoda Magic 8-Ball
My Puppy Puddles
Lucious Limbs
Jackie Gleason’s Bus Driver’s Outfit
The Car-Inspired Game
Cabbage Patch Kids
Mongo Beefheads Star Wars Figures
DC Anti-Heroes Action Figures
Mattel
Jurassic Park Chaos Effect Night Hunter Series
Ghostbusters Action Figures
Karl Marx Action Figure
Quentin Tarantino’s Board Game Collection
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
KaBlam! Action Figures
Breaking Bad Action Figures
Archie Bunker’s Grandson Baby Doll
Haunted Elsa Doll
Bebop and Rocksteady
The 2,500-Year-Old Board Game
Bin Laden Action Figure
A Racist Monopoly
Squid Game
Rising Sun
Boba Fett
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Collection of Star Wars Figures
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Rocky
April O’Neil
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He-Man
Source: He-Man.org
G.I. Joe
Cuddle & Coo
Raggedy Ann
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