Rachel Brosnahan Celebrates Joan Rivers With Deluge of Vagina Jokes

“Vaginas drop!” exclaims Joan Rivers in a clip featured in Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute. “No one tells you this. I woke up three weeks ago. This is a sad story. I woke up three weeks ago, and I went, ‘Why am I wearing a bunny slipper? And why is it gray?’”

Especially for a comedian from a generation in which certain topics weren’t discussed, Rivers was fearless when it came to joking about body parts. That’s why she was one of the comedians create the groundbreaking character in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. What better way to honor Rivers, the actress said, than by exploring one of her joke categories? She let the audience choose by applause from the following topics:

• Socioeconomic Theory
• Baroque Architecture
• Tort Law
• Vaginas

After a spontaneous ovation for “vaginas,” Brosnahan launched into a challenge to deliver “Joan’s finest vagina jokes” in 60 seconds: 

• “My gynecologist does jokes. Dr. Schwartz, at your cervix.” 
• “I’ve had so many yeast infections, if I sit out in the sun too long, I start to rise.”
• “You know what’s sad? My vagina is just like Myspace. It was popular in the ‘90s, but now nobody wants to go there.”
• “Her vagina is so dry, she can start a fire by rubbing her legs together.”
• “My gynecologist does jokes. He puts his ear to me and goes, ‘I can hear the ocean.’”
• “I call my G-spot Amelia Earhart because nobody looks for it anymore.”
• “Before I go to the gynecologist, I shower, I douche, I shower and then I douche again. Then I try a few breath mints. Sometimes they fall out. And why? Because you want to feel fresh when you’re being humiliated.”
• “He doesn’t even have an exam table. He just asks me to undress and do a somersault.”
• “The only good thing about loud vagina farts is they scare away the crabs.”
• “I have a Jewish gynecologist. Once a year, he gives me a Pap schmear.”
• “He is so crude, he starts the examination by screaming, ‘What a dump!’”
• “Her vagina was so dry, senior citizens go there to retire.”
• “My gynecologist takes out his mirror and says, ‘May I show you to your womb?’”

With that, Brosnahan threw her joke index cards into the air in celebration of Rivers’ scatological humor. “Thank you all for being here tonight,” she told the crowd. “I hope you and your vaginas enjoy the show.”