22 Fictional Couples Who Definitely Broke Up Post Credits
‘Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog have some red flags’

You don’t need to be a serial bra on during sex. If anybody ever shows up outside your house thrusting a boom box aloft, that’s a sign that you should move.
But some fictional couples aren’t even ostensibly romantic — they’re clearly doomed from the start. Redditor Th3mberchaud realized that after watching Pretty Woman. “They are for sure tanked,” they told r/AskReddit. “He’ll get bored, she’ll flounder in being a ‘kept’ woman and not like feeling pent up.”
They then asked, “Which fictional ‘happily ever after’ couple definitely breaks up, and why?” and considerable amounts of heartbreak followed.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Beauty and the Beast

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Reality Bites

Napoleon Dynamite

Coming to America

Eight Crazy Nights

Jerry Maguire

Say Anything…

My Fair Lady

500 Days of Summer

Happy Gilmore

As Good As It Gets

High School Musical

Speed

Grease

Silver Linings Playbook

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

The Muppet Show

How I Met Your Mother

Shrek

Love Actually
