31 Fantastical News Events That Should Only Exist in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
The wildest headlines from around the globe
We’re conducting a little poll today. Do you think that implanting your car keys into your hand so that you never lose them is genius or completely insane? The vote is split 50/50 here in the office, so we need your help.
It’s a tough one, isn’t it? Like, that kind of procedure seems a tad invasive, but if you lost your keys that often, maybe it’s a necessary move. Plus, you’d always get to joke that you got implants.
That settles it. We’re team genius all the way!
The Octogenarian Heroin Smuggler
License Plate Capers
The Car Key Implants
Pirating Their Own Movie
The Bliss of An Empty Nest
The Watchful Preacher
A Different Kind of Death Penalty
Bargain Shopping Across the Border
The Thief Who Hid in a Giant Teddy Bear
Doug Ford Has Bees in the Stomach
San Francisco’s Weed Tax
A Totally Anal World War II Buff
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Art Skills
Mark Cuban’s Schitt’s Creek
A Very T. Rex Christmas
Dance Lessons As Crisis Management
The Pac-Man Replicas That Will Destroy the Earth
The Wanted Man Who Inadvertently Turned Himself In
Opening Ceremony Gone Wrong
The Model Train That Nearly Derailed A Relationship
The Cockroaches of Singapore
The Awful CEO of Better.com
Fake Arm Vaccinations
Joel Osteen’s Mega-Toilet
The Judge Who Buried 100K
The Brothers Swap
The Chess Master and the Porn Star
Workplace Accidents — At Home
The Jewels of Mont Blanc
Parking A Stolen Car in a Cop’s Spot
The Catholic Church’s War on Santa
