35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, June 5, 2025

‘I might be micro soft but i excel when she spread em in the sheets’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, June 5, 2025

Aimee Lou Wood doesn’t know exactly who wrote the Saturday Night Live sketch lampooning her signature smile, but there’s one thing she’s certain of: It was written by a man

During her recent the controversial skit “felt misogynistic” to her. “The punch line should not be how I look. That’s what bothered me. Do the caricature, because that’s what SNL is,” she said. “It felt like the punch line was a woman’s appearance, which is just not funny. It’s not cool.”

For her part, Leah Remini found herself ruminating on what would be funny and cool for a revealing her one caveat for returning to the small screen as Carrie Heffernan. “It would be hard to do a show like that without Jerry Stiller,” she told Us Weekly of the late actor, who played her on-screen father, Arthur Spooner. “They’d have to think of something to represent him.” 

While the King of Queens’ team brainstorms ideas for invoking Stiller’s essence into a potential reboot, we can enjoy the essence of humor in today’s funniest tweets, the best of which include those about conscious unwebbing, Glinda’s cig break and “post Taco Bell clarity.” 

REMZEL @ohremzel 22h ... reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all i'm seeing is your toes throwing gang signs 613 6.2K 96K 3.4M
Azelf @Azelf64 . 16h G ... Is this anything Beer Vape Cigar Mouth here Azelf @Azelf64 16h Working on an invention 539 5.8K 66K 1.3M
adi @buwygfiib 17h O ... thought galinda was on her smoke break for a sec Pop Base @PopBase 19h Ariana Grande shares new photo as Glinda in 'WICKED: FOR GOOD.' 70 5.6K 113K del 2.2M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss - 4h ... Why does no one have random pebbles in their house anymore 11 333 4.4K del 36K
G ... Austin @awoodustin . 13h Не should try shooting the president to win her attention V Variety @Variety y.30m 0 ... Wes Anderson Says 'I Tried to Get Jodie Foster' in My Movies, but She Won't Do It: I Asked Her to Star in 'Three Movies in a Row, Maybe Four' Wes Anderson Says 'I Tried to Get Jodie Foster' in... From variety.com 4 11 138 15K 3 109 2.9K 30K
:( @itsoverkitten 17h ... Explain the gap in your resume I was saaaaaaaad 17 2.9K 21K 247K
papi 8% @willyumslife 19h ... i might be micro soft but i excel when she spread em in the sheets 44 2K 25K 379K
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi 20h ... Consciously unwebbed* Pop Base @PopBase 20h People reports that Dakota Johnson and Coldplay's Chris Martin have split. 10% 3 81 4K 113K
@cryst6ls 20h ... one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i i thought i got shot 302 6.5K 151K 2.4M
G @cryst6ls 15h ... nvm i got a text back @cryst6ls . 1 15h fuck all of yall 34 1.8K 13K 296K
Me & Who? @tagyourwho.23h ... Mania Upper limit of normal mood (happiness, joy) Hypomania what if we kissed on the Good red times line between mania Bad times and hypomania Subsyndromal depression Lower limit of normal mood (sadness, grief) Major depression 10 1.1K 7K 108K
ashley @ashleyherman_ 12h ... big things happening in DC tonight C o 4 W o 1-2 1 OUT GORE P:60 7. BUSCH 0-1 60 1.1K 26K 629K
josef k hole @poeticdweller . 23h ... The instagram story keeps the score 1 354 3.1K 53K
Meg @megannn_lynne 19h feeling out of control. i must write many many many lists 13 1.9K 8.2K 105K
sarah hagi @KindaHagi 18h ... staying at a hotel and left my sleep shirt on my bed...when they cleaned my room it was left folded up like this Imfao really couldn't stop laughing Whoop 2 ASS 2 72 4.8K del 70K
Pepsi @pepsibong 21h O ... Called out of work because I have a sunburn 0:04 From reaction encyclopedia 2 88 5.7K del 71K
Jake Randall @Jake_Randall_YT.2 22h ... Ok grocery prices are seriously getting crazy this week, I had to explain to my girl that's just inflation babe 32 002 NINTENDO SWITCH. 002 UNITED 73 1.8K 28K dil 680K
Noor @Noorthevirgo - 21h G ... real 10 HOURS OF SCROLLING 1 min listening to a man 36 11K 65K 815K
Norees @noreeswrites 23h ... You're using Al to write, I'm neck deep in the thesaurus trying desperately to find a new synonym for gazed, we are not the same 54 5.3K 26K 256K
... TheSneakySpy @TheSneakySpy 14h It may have taken 8 hours of waiting- but I finally got it! Nintendo EXCLUSIVE DELUXE DIGITAL INCLUDED INCLUS INCLUYE PROMOTION = NintendoLand 9 5 Wii - NO Identition de TM + 4 B WiiU STARS SELECT Mllm POWER WiiO MES LUXE SET 32 GB Wii TM 474K 35K 2.4K 71
G captain allears ... @jamefaqs My most irrational fear Loosing chat GBT forever 11:36 AM Jun 4, 2025 2.7M Views 194 4.1K 98K 2.9K
Honda Wang @HondaWang 12h ... I believe in Margaritaville's right to exist and I pledge to visit Margaritaville this weekend. 3 104 1.2K 20K
JT @jiratickets 19h ... on slack and now I'm logged out. my manager sent me can't get into my email either. guess I just have the rest of the day off now lol 74 190 13K 395K
erika @yeeeerika 12h post taco bell clarity is insane like why did i do that 12 220 2.6K 54K
@ManMil... 13h G ... Images That Make You Feel P... 9 min Hey, does it hurt to get a tattoo? Like Comment YouTube Caldruki Depends on the area Like Reply I'm from Oklahoma 60 1.6K 30K 500K
mexican mike @squirtaholic2 15h lady at the mexican spot said im getting taller im 25 15 193 5.2K 54K
trevy @chillextremist • 17h G ... At long last...the diet bruh is mine 012261 425 Bruh share a Diet Coke. with your - 591mL 11 261 6K del 72K
claire @claireyael 22h ... last night we let the black mold talk 6 438 4.5K 57K
hayden @haydendevs 18h ... lets see how super he really is SuperGrok build GTA 7 using javascript, dont make mistakes DeepSearch Think 129 865 28K del 808K
Thinkwert @Thinkwert 22h ... Like finding just the pin of a live grenade Tel @telmudic 22h when you have toddlers and you see this it's time to HUSTLE 24 692 19K 475K
mat @_draMATic__ 21h G ... Both halves of an open relationship just messaged me 14 138 6.5K 97K
ethyl @luvmoonv . 19h G ... look it's labulinda 77 1.3K 14K dil 312K
@servivng 19h ... Icemikeloveasia Follow ... 5d Bruh you in yo 20s just eat the onions & tomatoes Like Comment Send Share 517 33 596 6K del 97K
:( @itsoverkitten 21h ... Um excuse me did you just interrupt a former gifted child??? 3 707 8.4K 99K
M-1R @hovermyr 6h ... vaguely implied to my parents that i had something important and pressing to tell them, didn't tell them for a month, and then when i finally did my mom broke down crying in relief because she had somehow convinced herself that i was planning to  ISIS yasmin @mrs_yasmin Jun 1 what's yall coming out story? 16 141 2.8K del 24K

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