The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture News Stories and Trivia Bits for Thursday, June 5, 2025

Soap from Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater goes on the market tomorrow
The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture News Stories and Trivia Bits for Thursday, June 5, 2025

There’s lots of big stuff happening and coming soon around here today. Case in point: We’ve got Sydney Sweeney’s Wes Anderson having to give up on Jodie Foster being in one of his twee tantrums that pose as movies. 

Oh, and be sure to stick around for the bonus trivia at the end, where you’ll learn about a possible tooth replacement solution for the director of Squid Game, and how a dumb casting director completely missed the boat on Sweeney.

All that and more in today’s rundown of pop-culture news, presented by me as I wave to my neighbor, who may or may not be on mushrooms. It’s always so hard to tell.

 

 

She Could Very Much Sell Another Kind Bathroom Water at This Point...

CRACKED Starting Tomorrow You Can Buy Soap Made From Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater

You cannot say she doesn't know how to cash in on the moment.

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He’s Worked With Half of Hollywood But Not Her

CRACKED Jodie Foster Won't Work With Wes Anderson

And it's not for a lack of trying.

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‘Yes, It Was Outside My Comfort Zone’

CRACKED Liza Colon-Zayas Used Samantha's Vibrator As A Juicer In Sex & The City

She was on the show in an uncredited part playing a housekeeper.

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‘I’m Working As Much As I Ever Did’

CRACKED The Richard Kind Moment Right Now Is Perfect

It's nice when a nice guy can come out on top, isn't it?

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It’s Coming This Fall

CRACKED SPORTS FOREVER ESPN Now ESPN Will Soon Have A Godd@mn Streaming Service

The promo runs tonight during the NBA Finals broadcast and features footage from ESPN's first broadcast.

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The Designer Isn’t Having It

CRACKED Jerry's Seinfeld Apartment 'Sucks,' According To Interior Design Expert

Totally NOT the master of his domain.

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Somebody Would Have Certainly Needed Dentures If It Kept Going

CRACKED m Squid Game Creator Lost Two Teeth This Season, à Bringing Series Total To Ten

Granted, it's an intense show - but losing teeth over it?

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Not Even A Planet-Eater Needs This Much Popcorn

CRACKED MARVEL STUDIOS the Fantastic 4 FIRST STEPS LIMITED STOCK! GIANT GALACTUS POPCORN VESSEL INCLUDES LARGE POPCORN The Fantastic Four's Galactus Popcorn Bucket Is Ridiculous

It's 17 inches tall.

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Hopefully the White House Intervenes...

CRACKED OOTER OTE Hooters Has Suddenly Closed Dozens Of Restaurants

The locations are in Florida, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas.

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Jeff Wants That $800 in Cash or Forget It

CRACKED Jeff Garland Walked Out Of A Standup Show Over $800 In Cash

He agreed to the show at a country club in Southern California for $800, but when they tried to pay by check he walked.

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BONUS ROUND!!!

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It Isn’t the First Time A Casting Director Was Dumb and Wrong

Sydney Sweeney is having a moment, appearing on some of the biggest TV shows around. This success is despite what a casting director once told her, that she would never be on TV because of her looks. CRACKED.COM

Propane Pro Tip...

In Panic Room, Jodie Foster lights propane then lies flat as It burns over her. Don't try that in real life. Propane happens to be heavier than air (a

He Better Be Paying Richard Kind...

CRACKED JOHN MULANEY TRIED TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK, BUT ENDED UP THROWING IT AWAY. John Mulaney tried to make some quick money by buying a Rolex and then selling it. Not only did he lose money, he also threw $3,000 into the trash by accident.

The Genesis of the Cosmo Craze

SEX AND THE CITY The Cosmopolitan The Cosmopolitan cocktail became famous after it was featured in Sex and the City, which ran from 1998 to 2004 (feeling old? We are). It was a favorite of the show's characters, and has basically become linked to them ever since. CRACKED

It’s Just Not the Apartment That Doesn’t Make Sense...

Jerry Seinfeld & Shoshanna Lonstein 21 YEARS LOOK WHO'S IN LOVE JERRY SEINFELD AND Jerry Seinfeld,39, SHOSHANNA and Shoshanna LONSTEIN Lonstein, 18, make an unlikely romance work. Seinfeld, in the height of his career at 38, met 17-year-old Lonstein, who he approached in Central Park. They dated for about four years. Don't worry, he's changed sincethen... he's only 17 years older than his wife. CRACKED.COM

Solid, ESPN — But This Streaming Service?

ESPN published an obituary for fictional umpire, Enrico Pallazzo. CRACKED.COM When Leslie Nielsen died, ESPN paid respect to the actor the only way that a sports network could, by posting the obituary of his character from 'The Naked Gun.'

Just An Option Out There for Tooth Replacement

One guy made dentures from a deer's teeth in the '60s, then ate the deer. Francis Wharton lived in the Canadian woods, and once shot a deer, then took its teeth for dentures. Then he ate it with its own teeth. CRACKED.COM

The Latest Dumb Thing Featuring Galactus Is A Massive Head of Popcorn

Marvel published a Dazzler/ Galactus romance. For a while in the '80s, Marvel tried to jam disco-themed Dazzler into a bunch of comics - including a What If? story where she becomes Galactus' herald, and they fall in love. The Big G (as she calls him) spares a planet of sentient plants at one point, because Dazzler has touched his heart.

We’re A Long Ways From An Airline Now...

Hooters used to operate an airline. SOL UTH MYP Hooters Air got started in 2003, and every flight had two Hooters girls (who would come in from local restaurants). It folded after three years, and lost Hooters $40 million. CRACKED.COM

And Poor Jeff Garland’s Out Here Hustling for $800

$800 million GRACKED.COM Forbes estimated Girl Scouts make about $800 million from cookie sales.

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