The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Wednesday, June 11, 2025

‘Fortnite’s idea of Hank Hill’s moneymaker falls, dare we say, flat
The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Let’s just get this out of the way: Fortnite has a very flat idea of Hank Hill’s moneymaker (pun unavoidable). Meanwhile, Buffy star to start a career in mental health.

On the trivia side, the stink was on Ellen early and often, we just didn’t have the nose or stomach for it, Greek Christmas goblins rule and Gary Sinise got an Emmy for some real Gump-type work.

All this and more from the friendly confines of my desk, which is ivy-free, because how friendly can confines be if they’re choked with ivy?

The Signs Were Everywhere (See Entry #9 in Bonus Trivia)

- Sopranos Star Says Ellen DeGeneres 'Was An A**hole From Way Back When' CRACKED

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It Just ‘Seems’ Fancy

APPROVAL BUNNYOF Annie's TM made with organic pasta SUPER! MAC lesbian wife guy @verysmallriver 12h ... when i was a child i assumed those who ate annie's white cheddar shells instead of kraft mac and cheese came from unimaginable wealth 24 922 17K 196K ENLARGED 10 SHOW BETAJI WHEAT AND PEA PASTA & CHEESE *PER SERVING We're Still This Way CRACKED

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It’s Probably Best to Fact-Check This Claim

Roseanne Barr Says She Was Invited To Guest On The Connors As A Ghost CRACKED

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R2-D2 Is A Cuter Yahoo

liz luthen's #1 fan @holocron12. 16h G ... i asked gr*k i asked ch*tgpt well i asked с3ро who's fluent in over 6 million forms of communication 23 2.5K 20K del 211K СЗРО Has Always Been The Source Of Truth CRACKED

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Utterly Unsurprising

Charlie Day Really, Actually, Truly Eats Cat Food On Hot Ones Versus CRACKED

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Great That Something Good Came From ‘Buffy’

Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse. 21h ... This is what I was talking about all those times I said Eliza Dushku could fix me @slayerxvampire Jun 9 slayer dreams ) Congratulations to 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' alum Eliza Dushku who graduated with a Master's Degree in Clinical Mental Health Counseling: 'Feels Like a Deep Calling Realized' people.com/eliza-dushku-g... 7 195 2.9K 106K The Universe Aligns CRACKED

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Hank’s Got A More Spirited Moneymaker Than That

Fortnite Asks If They Got Hank Hill's Ass Right CRACKED

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Same for Leprechauns? Kinda Need to Know Right Now

G Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer 23h ... Thanks google there is a goblin in my house wha X Al Mode All Short videos Videos Images Foru Al Overview If a goblin is in your house, the first step is to remain calm and assess the situation. If you're comfortable doing so, you can try to communicate with the goblin, perhaps offering it a piece of food or asking it what it needs. If that doesn't work, you may need to take more decisive action, such as setting a trap or using a banishment ritual, depending on your personal beliefs. If

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This Does Nothing to Dispel the Whole Mommy Issues Thing With Em

Eminem Reportedly Wanted Mariah Carey To Play His Mother In 8 Mile (She's Four Years Older Than Him) CRACKED

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If Anybody Has the Gary Etymology It’s Him

O ... Kyle @KylePlantEmoji 22h Crazy that the name Gary isn't short for something. Surely their real name is Garold or something. 90 568 13K del 150K Maybe Sinese Can Speak To This? CRACKED

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TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!!

STEVE BONUS ROUND TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!! CRACKED

The Signs Were Everywhere...

Ellen outed Mariah Carey's pregnancy. In 2008, she pressured Carey into confirming her rumored pregnancy by offering her champagne. Carey later said it was way too early in the pregnancy to announce it (especially on national TV) and she ended up miscarrying. CRACKED

The Kraft Mac-and-Cheese Origin Story

CRACKED KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE WAS ORIGINALLY SOLDIER RATIONS. Kraft mac and cheese was created in 1916 and was first sold to the U.S. military to feed troops during World War I.

We’re A Looong Ways From Here Now, Unfortunately

CRACKED as ROSEANNE BARR Roseanne Barr was once a liberal Green Party candidate for President of the United States and, in her time, she was a pioneering actress who played a nuanced female main character (back when that was pretty rare).

C-3PO, Not Just An A.I. Tool

1 C-3PO is a cunning warrior. In this deleted scene from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, during the escape from Hoth Base C-3PO takes a second to rip a sign off a door. When the Imperial Stormtroopers come through and open the door searching for Rebels, they find the room is filled with deadly wampas. The same snow creature that almost killed Luke Skywalker earlier in the movie. GRAGKED.COM

The Waitress and Charlie IRL

Real-life couple Mary Elizabeth Ellis (The Waitress) and Charlie Day met because he won an arm-wrestling match. They were at a bar. Day and his friend both thought she was cute and arm-wrestled to see who see who got to talk to Ellis. Day won. BEHIND THE SCENES CRACKED COM

A Buffy Spin-off That Tried and Never Was

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Ripper CRACKED.COM Librarian zaddy Rupert Giles was almost the focus of several spinoffs -- a BBC series, a TV movie, a strai

Mike Judge, On Point for the Show Out of the Gate

Hank Hill pitched himself to the network, MEME fle ykt CRACKEDOON Instead of animating a full pilot, Mike Judge opted to produce a short, no-frills, first-person plea from Hank himself.

These Dudes Are So Much Better Than Santa

Greek Christmas goblins GRACKED.COM Kallikantzaroi are hairy little subterranean human-ish creatures with horns and tails, who burrow to the surface world to cause mischief during the 12 days of Christmas. Luckily, you can ward them off by burning smelly old shoes in your fireplace.

Proto-Falcon Anthony Mackie

ANTHONY МАСКӀЕ CRACKED.COM 12 years before playing the patriotic Avenger, Falcon, his first role (just after Bar Patron in one episode ofAs If) was as Eminem's biggest rap-battle rival, Papa Doc in 2002's 8 Mile. We're still waiting for his verse.

Kinda Gump-Like, Gary

CRACKED SEPTEMBER 15: ACTOR WINS AWARD FOR PLAYING A MAN WHO DIES THE SAME DAY On September 15th, 1996, Gary Sinise was given an Emmy Award for his acting in a movie about George Wallace, the former governor of Alabama. Wallace ed away on the same day.

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