Superman

If you lived in a world where superheroes weren't a thing, and suddenly some dude was able to move faster than a tall building or leap over a speeding train in a single bound, the first thing you'd call that guy is probably “Superman.” Kal-El is the archetypal superhero. He's an American Hercules with laser eyes. So why are we always trying to figure out to problems we face today.

Science says get mafia connections.