Weed

Marijuana is so normalized now, Cheech and Chong are probably known as “those guys from Pixar films” instead of “those guys who get comically high all the time.” Geez, even Dave Chappelle has pivoted from Half Baked to transphobia. That's the world we get for letting Thailand is giving away weed now.

But just because The Man is down with the jazz cigarettes doesn't mean local teens are dying of peer pressure!” Marijuana legalization has certainly changed things. We'd say “it's a brave new world,” but that book was about pills. We think, anyway, we're too high to walk over to the bookshelf.