Nicolas Cage Went On A Weird Crusade To Find The Holy Grail

Professional weird person Nicolas Cage is the dictionary definition of quixotic. A thousand scholars and mystics could scrutinize the surrealist's career for a thousand years and still not come up with a logical answer as to why he chose to profoundly mystical sense, either. That's why he is on a lifelong quest to find answers.

Oh, and the Holy Grail.

Whoever thought that every crazy Nicolas Cage story has long been told is a damn fool. In a recent interview with the New York Times, Cage managed to casually let drop what others would call a lifetime's worth of chaotic madness but Cage calls "Tuesday." But we're not that interested in the stories of him almost getting killed by twin cobras. Or how he tried to convince the director of The Wicker Man to let him do the meme-conic bees scene in a full bear suit. Or how he convinced Johnny Depp to become an actor over a game of Monopoly. What we're interested in is the reveal of Nicolas Cage, Grail Hunter.

We've the filming of Ghost Rider so he could draw on its ancient religious power to trick himself into believing he was a real demon.

But most fascinating of all is when Cage itted that he has spent a decent chunk of his life investigating and chasing National Treasure-style the myth of the Holy Grail -- Jesus' favorite office mug. Cage's quest has taken him all over England and King Arthur's supposed burial grounds in Glastonbury (where he said the water "does taste like blood") but also to Rhode Island in the New World after hearing some rando tell him the chalice may have ended up there.

Cage never did find the Grail (though he did buy a mansion in Rhode Island, of course) leading him to conclude, "What is the Grail but Earth itself?" This is the Cage-ian equivalent of itting that the real treasure was the friends he made along the way.

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