42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 2, 2025

‘A literal lesbian getting a bf before me is crazy’
42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 2, 2025

he encouraged her to embrace computer-generated filmmaking

“‘Natasha, this is a pencil,’” Lyonne ed of their chat, in which the director told her that everyone would soon jump on the A.I. bandwagon. “It’s how you use the pencil, you see?”

Though Lynch had, in fact, publicly praised the potential of A.I. prior to his death, some fans still weren’t sold on Lyonne’s story, taking to Twitter to share their own unverified encounters with the bygone artist. “Before he died, David Lynch told me I’m the prettiest girl in the world and that he wanted to make a movie about my extremely normal and good life,” joked one fan, while another touted his sway over the judicial system. “I spoke to David Lynch shortly before he died,” they wrote. “He gave me permission to commit many crimes.”

We, too, gleaned an unsubstantiated bit of wisdom from Lynch prior to his ing: He said this week’s Twitter burns were as scathing as they were funny. The best of them lampooned Beyoncé’s fictional high school, your dumbest uncle’s impact on federal funding and Sabrina Carpenter’s doppelganger.

Misha @SteierMisha Jun 3 G ... Bernie catching strays Lee, who grew up in poverty and suffered permanent injury at the age of 13 when his arm was crushed in a machine at the baseball glove factory where he worked, in 2022 declared his ambition to be a successful Bernie Sanders. Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Jun 3 Exactly 6 months ago, Lee Jae-myung livestreamed himself personally hopping the fence at South Korea's parliament building in order to confront martial law which had just been declared. ... 56 4K 63K del 1.5M
Sofia Coppium @indianloonie 20h ... How do you say this with a straight face DEADLINE TIP US We're writing right now-we're terribly excited about what we're writing, Nolan continued. Reddit has already figured out the third episode twist, so we're changing that right now. Sofia Coppium @indianloonie 20h It's so funny they rewrote episodes of Westworld because Reddit would guess theories 98 1.8K 43K 1.1M
G ... jets west @jetstothewest 16h i'm usually for keeping religion and work completely separate, but i actually think the jets need Jesus Christ himself to help fix them NFL EST N RUMORS 2011 NFL Rumors @nflrums . 16h #Jets HC Aaron Glenn has incorporated Bible study into his training program with players. JETS @MATTOLEARYNY 164 3.4K 76K del 3.7M
G ... aya + alloura @ziarastars May 31 oh she looks like she's calling all the monsters nay H is seeing bey @itsbarbey May 31 THIS PHOTO 223 8.3K 158K 3.3M
@lesley_mov 20h s ... lesley. kylie in the background looking like she's calculating the knicks' winning chances dune style zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant May 31 bro was so close to stepping on the court himself x.com/alexpaps1/stat... RNICKS hon 12 614 19K del 564K
eat your Lola ق_ق @paralyzedpigeon 21h ... giri out or i will glad he's had a safe birth! baby looks very healthy katie @katiemedleyy Jun 1 Consider my words eaten x.com/katiemedleyy/s... Chris Hughes + Add 1h ago Sleeepinnn beauty 183 6.4K del 165K
alaska @onlinegirlie 22h O ... a literal lesbian getting a bf before me is crazy katie @katiemedleyy . Jun 1 Consider my words eaten x.com/katiemedleyy/s... Chris Hughes + Add 1h ago Sleeepinnn beauty 191 5.6K 86K 3.6M
Seagull (Jacob) @Seagull_Comics Jun 1 G ... Sit down Christian Bale, a real method actor is talking 4 Fantastic Four Updates @F4Update Jun 1 Our Sue Storm has announced she's pregnant. Congratulations to Vanessa Kirby! 4 Banamex Presentar CCXPE25 - = 4 Fantásticos 12 ..... Banamex Pre 200 = CCXPP 4 Fantásticos 4 V E L TAB - ST Fantásticos S nta 4 OS - - O S RIMER 120 a 92K 43 4.1K del 2.4M
travis @kermiggys 21h ... miss piggy in the 1979 muppet movie coded tbh Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn . 22h 0:11 14 353 4.7K de 86K
Grace @gracecamille_ 21h G ... Kylie Jenner in the Indy Marriott 33 1.2K 41K 1.2M
Michael. @yosoymichael 21h G ... This looks like a poster for an Ari Aster horror film. FILM PIADEATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 23h Arnold Schwarzenegger r & Patrick Schwarzenegger for Variety's Actors on Actors Photographed by Peggy Sirota ACTORS ON ACTORS VARITA Arnold & Patrick Schwarzenegger Photographs by PEGGY SIROTA 47 939 24K 807K
sword gf @punishedgarage Jun 2 G ... he's so fucking geeked in this video i almost had to call my sponsor to get through it @WUTangKi... May 31 Wu Tang is for the Child... When the ketamine hits.... 2 L 25 TON MARS 0:03 UT 39 813 34K del 935K
kristin @jkac 22h G ... why is she yellow like the simpsons Pop Base @PopBase.22h Sabrina Carpenter shares new teaser. 0:12 103 309 13K del 424K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 18h O ... I bet this Mario 64 level fucking sucks NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_US - 18h New Trump portrait unveiled 24 918 14K 181K
Miya @Gcwanini04 Jun 2 ... I have never seen a human resemble a rat this immaculately Qhawe @Qhawe__L Jun 2 if we leave,you'll suffer. x.com/Michael5486392... 397 6.1K 68K del 2M
Boyfailurecharliekelly @eeternalferret . 20h s ... they look like an old lesbian couple #pride cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic• Jun 2 Two Penguins, generations apart. Danny DeVito and Colin Farrell for Variety's Actors on Actors ... ACTORS ON ACTORS VA IETY Colin Farrell & Danny DeVito Photographs by PEGGY SIROTA FRAU RAGILE 1 101 2K 27K
pablin @pabloehcallaito . 23h s ... Jojo Siwa: 234 7K 97K del 1.5M
chrissi @ungodlykristy Jun 2 ... Tate dont dance anymore she just do Pilates in her mv lip predictions @lippredicts May 30 nobody's even remotely on her level this year 0:58 166 2.6K 72K del 2.4M
milk @milkstrology 17h ... matcha is... nvm.. white ppl need to be stopped matt @computer_gay.23h III The New York Times MODERN LOVE My Body Was Tea. But Не Wanted Matcha. 16 446 5.1K del 153K
I'm talking about capitalism @feraljokes 17h ... The first season's most popular episode was a short film about two middle aged men falling deeply ionately in love Freckled Liberty @FreckledLiberty y Jun 2 2 go woke, go broke. FILM BUZZR NEWS 'THE LAST OF US' LOST HALF OF ITS AUDIENCE IN JUST ONE SEASON 941 12K 258K del 5.3M
@envisionedluna 16h Maya Luna ... Why is the White House  just Popcrave for losers WHITE The White House @WhiteHouse 18h HOUSE Six One-Way Tickets for Mohamed's Wife and Five Kids. Final Boarding Call Coming Soon. Wife and Kids of Illegal Alien Behind Antisemitic Firebombing Could Be Deported by Tonight The WHITE HOUSE 52 1.5K 33K 541K
Tortured Actuaries Departm... @SkipSandwi... 16h G ... we're all going to die because no research can be done if the title of it sounds funny to your dumbest uncle. Office of Management and B... @WHO... 18h a Replying to @WHOMB $4 million for legume systems research. 155 8.2K 120K del 2.2M
arianators wildin @arianatorswildt. 23h O ... not even if we were the last 2 people left on earth iansupernatural @offthetablestn - 23h can i say something 18 842 22K del 462K
emilie @emiliepfrank Jun 3 G ... when things are going Well = The WHITE HOUSE R ARTICLES MYTHBUSTER: No, People Will Not Literally Die with the One Big Beautiful Bill The White House June 2, 2025 80 1.6K 35K 525K
dani @kordeilogy - 21h O ... In honor of Love Island day normani ... Comments theestallion 36s Bitch i thought you just entered the villa Reply 24 4.5K 122K del 1.3M
pal @YourCDLPal 21h ... shit sounds like a cod loadout Imaooo FearBuck @FearedBuck.22h Kylie Jenner reveals her breast implant specs on TikTok Kylie Jenner Following 445 CC, moderate profile, half under the muscle !!!!! silicone!!! garth fisher®!!! hope this helps lol 7h Reply 69.3K 486 9.6K 190K del 13M
amanda moore @noturtlesoup17 . 14h G ... Elon.....no.....please NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost . 18h Maniac busted after jumping Mar-a-Lago wall, telling cops he wanted to 'marry' Trump's teen granddaughter Kai trib.al/5TLD1ny 10 414 12K du 178K
puds @havingalaugh . 18h ... natasha lyonne should already be cancelled for doing that obviously fake voice all the time 35 470 13K 451K
Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony 19h G ... Guys I actually spoke to David Lynch yesterday. I'M SO SORRY | DIED 7 322 9.7K 107K
THEObr mic @theobromic_ 9h ... they sang shit so many times that ice spice got summoned like beetlejuice POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 10h KATSEYE announce Gnarly remix with Ice Spice, coming out this Friday. VERSACH KATSEYE with ICE SPICE 52 3.8K 44K del 699K
Will Landman @WillTheLandMan . 2 20h O ... Natasha Lyonne the next time she is asked about Al: VULTURE Vulture @vulture Jun 4 = the - .. by The legendary filmmaker David Lynch was NATASHA SAID THIS USA PENCIL EVERTONE HAS ACCESS TOA PENCIL AND @nlyonne's neighbor. One day last year LIKEWISE EVERYONE WITH & PHONE WILL DE USING ALIF THEY ARENT ALREADY before he died, she asked him for his IT'S HOW YOU USE H PENCIL TOLD YOU SEE? No.View thoughts on AI. ... 98 2.4K 38K
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley.22h S ... Uh uh before he died David lynch told me that you should send ass pics VULTURE Vulture @vulture Jun 4 The legendary filmmaker David Lynch was @nlyonne's neighbor. One day last year before he died, she asked him for his thoughts on AI. This is what he said. DAVID LYNCH, who was Natasha Lyonne's neighbor, when she asked him last year for his thoughts on AI: NATASHA, НЕ SAID. THIS IS A PENCIL. EVERYONE HAS ACCESS TO A PENCIL, AND LIKEWISE, EVERYONE WITH A PHONE WILL BE USING AI, IF THEY AREN'T ALREADY. IT'S HOW
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.22h G ... A week before he died Fred Rogers told me it was ok to commit financial fraud Financial fraud is a victimless crime, I love puppets and trolleys Source: Me 14 222 5.2K 53K
noah kulwin @nkulw 21h ... I talked to Stanley Kubrick before he died and he agrees with me that everything I do is awesome and above reproach 15 605 10K del 160K
jules @hyebinbomb 12h ... FARTY FARTY GAS THE PARTY IM THE SHIT IM THE SHIT Pop Base @PopBase. 12h KATSEYE announce 'Gnarly' remix with Ice Spice. Out Friday. KATSEYE with ICE SPICE 47 2.5K 30K 604K
Mike Cobraman @MKupperman 22h ... I spoke to David Lynch shortly before he died. Не gave me permission to commit many crimes 7 259 4K 34K
cumweiser @cumweiser 14h G ... weiser try this one J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling May 27 What's the best vape? Asking for someone whose rubbish vape is on the blink. 22 792 16K del 169K
the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe . 20h ... before he died david lynch told me i'm the prettiest girl in the world and that he wanted to make a movie about my extremely normal and good life 8 321 3.7K 41K
azure @azuredowney 23h G ... i'm just gonna leave this here Al Overview HRHR +6 ... HER MARVEL STUDIOS Natasha Lyonne is playing a character named Dwayne The Rock Johnson in the Fantastic Four movie, according to a Reddit thread and a YouTube video. She also voiced Byrdie in the What If...? series, and is rumored to be playing Alicia Masters, according to IMDb. Elaboration: Character in Fantastic Four: Natasha Lyonne has been teasing a role in the Fantastic Four movie, hinting at a character named Dwayne The Rock Johnson bald ann dowd @ali_sivi . Jun 4 google ai is awesome
Max @MaxMaaxMaaax 18h O ... Jesus that's a rough 22 Maine @TheMaineWonk Jun 4 This 22 Year Old Was Appointed by DHS to lead Terrorism Prevention. trib.al/iyKjShK DEPARTME 2.3K 155 72K del 1.1M
jay @kendallhosseini - 22h ... how do you make getting a job seem like jobless behavior 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Jun 5 Tom Felton is reprising his role as Draco Malfoy for the 'HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD' stage show on Broadway. TOM FELTON IS DRACO MALFOY IN Harry AND Potter THE CURSED CHILD 8 1.4K 35K del 715K
Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge. 14h O ... Playing house with internet dolls Wifejak @Wifejaksolana.22h I put the kids to bed. 93 1.6K 77K 1.5M

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