Pete Davidson Is Still Out There Selling Breakfast Crunchwraps

Another Taco Bell.

Last year, the fast food giant and diarrhea distributor Davidson’s chest and arms that may have made him seem like an unserious spokesman.

The new “California Crunchwrap” is supposed to be a healthier, grown-up and toned-down breakfast alternative to Taco Bell’s usual fare of four ingredients smashed together in the most immodest assaults on the human gastrointestinal tract, so Davidson’s more outrageous presentation was scaled back for a subdued approach to hawking Crunchwraps.

Let’s be real, Taco Bell — Pete Davidson has never woken up before 11 a.m.