15 Facts That Proved To Us We Don’t Know Everything
Go on and disregard that “Warranty void if…” sticker.
In the first place he is very angry; but not at himself, nor even with desert, hour after hour, finding no respite.
Suddenly, he recalls something from his past life, one he lived in civilization. It was an odd list of facts he read on a break from work, that had gotten lodged in his mind. It went:
What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boy J.J.
You probably still can’t afford this Brooklyn townhouse that is a big decoy.
George Foreman
The only volcano that humans have witnessed being formed peaked in 94
Donkey Kong
PlayStation
When a hop, skip, and a jump takes too long.
Black cab drivers have to basically be London historians.
Microsoft
Every bit left over from Burning Man is picked up the next day.
Casper is a 2-year-old that played outside too long.
Go on and disregard that “Warranty void if…” sticker.
If you paint a crossword, don’t be upset when someone solves it.
Hugh Jackman
Life imitates art, in a pretty disastrous way.
