Aliens
Before we talk about aliens, let's get one thing straight: we act like we want aliens to hate us. So listen, aliens: let's be friends. We might not have much to offer as a species, but we've got a pretty planet. Just look at the fjords in Norway! Beautiful creation, should probably win some sort of award.
Anyway, humans: time to brush up on our history with aliens. aliens did not build ancient monuments. Let's put a pin in that, it's insulting to the people who did build them. Now, aliens: wanna see some cool monuments we built?
