50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of May 30, 2024

‘Feel like a FLOP = Future Looking Overwhelmingly Positive’
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of May 30, 2024

After years of dominating the Simpsons-related tourism industry, Universal Studios’ Springfield, USA attraction has finally met its match: a random house in Everett, Washington. 

Homeowners Ryan McMeans and Caitlin Swanson first recreated the a newfound tourist attraction for fans of the long-running animated series. “We spend countless hours every week trying to maintain and improve the property,” McMeans explained earlier this week, “and yet, all anyone cares about is Homer.” 

While Simpsons fans have committed to the bit, viewers of The Rehearsal aren’t totally convinced by Nathan Fielder’s big flight. Shortly after the finale aired on Sunday night, fans speculated whether “Miracle Over the Mojave” was actually that miraculous. In a now-viral post, one Redditor unearthed records purporting that there might have been three separate flights completed over the course of two days. Some speculated that this may have been to garner more footage to fill out the episode, but others believed it proved Fielder may not have actually piloted a plane full of actors after all. 

This much is true, though: The timeline never stopped being funny this week — or faked its most hilarious tweets. The funniest included those about the Spanish-American war, Mike White’s unconventional Survivor tactics and the strange link between Mel Gibson and Bigfoot.

s Homoerotic Highjinks @CatastrophyWlfe . May 25 ... Oh youre polyamorous? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite your wife? Should we invite your wife? Should we invite your wife? Should we 26 4.2K 64K 948K
mau @rllydu May 25 ... my grandma got this mug for my sister and it kills me every single time i see it you GRANDMA IS MISSING CRANG 40 5.5K 148K del 1.7M
G Joshua @JoshuaCriger May 25 ... GET HIS ASS SMOKE Lilo& StitcH SINNERS 97 12K 198K del 3.7M
mor @moristiko May 26 ... Chill out biggie its not for you 61 3.9K 89K 1.6M
Katherine @kat_moder . 19h S ... GOON DUNGEON SLAUGHTE... @buttse... May 25 need to be bred so badddd 43 11K 111K 1.2M
alfie @alfienxo May 26 ... romo (relief of missing out) 331 46K 174K 4.2M
Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti 1 19h G ... YUNG MITCH Dog spread MILWAUSES Club de REWER NEVO 199 4.2K 66K 1.5M
Invis @invis4yo 23h S ... A will? I don't even have a way @sevynxox 2 23h how often do you update your will? 37 2.3K 14K 409K
Pain @GiuseppeCrapps 17h G ... The Spanish-American war M . LOT DE CECCO used Especial X - DECECCO Selector Corona® NBC Coo Light CARRES الم EQUIS LIGH LA CALORIES MALE LIMITED EDITION Lite DEA special Modelo an Especial the BUSC LIGHT E A PPL 39K 141 1.3K 1.2M
trash jones @jzux May 26 ... hey hater university just called. congrats valedictorian 55 3K 29K del 616K
michael @FilledwithUrine. 20h ... i've been reading the room for 20 minutes it's not looking so good 15 2K 18K 214K
mara @vixeias . 21h ... No babe you're the only one that gets on my nerves like this 10 350 1.8K 30K
aaliyah @Aaliyah_Lillli May 27 ... Dear Apple keyboard, were is an actual word. Thanks. 98 33K 4K 459K
EVERYONE CARES!!!(zVs) ... @bonni... 14h ... im so nonbinary cus i tried to go to college to get more knowledge (like a girl) but i still got more stupider (like how boys do on jupiter) 10 342 2.8K del 21K
@girl15050102.22h = ... I silence my truth.... 16:51 46 Cancel Drafts Edit Blonde people aren't allowed to have any opinion regarding shaving argument 151 3.4K 71K del 1.2M
@sonohoor May 27 ... not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life 51 6.5K 70K 1M
indie @INDIEWASHERE. 17h S ... started covering my laptop camera with a sticky note again ALUMINTM MERCURY FLUORIDE WiFi RITALIN 30 2.5K 61K 647K
@ppyowna 15h ... when a girl says 5 mins think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts 22 1.3K 18K 373K
UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1 - 19h ... big dog, who art in heaven 16 3.2K 23K 364K
pris @pwiscila 19h ... Feel like a FLOP = Future Looking Overwhelmingly Positive 18 2.6K 11K 222K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY - May 27 Work should be 35 mins max 30 7K 50K 869K
Jenni @hashjenni 18h ... when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you 47 3.8K 52K del 900K
@ @lifeinchaos_. May 27 5 ... Pug room We're single not orphans Anna Marie @WTH_Anna0 . May 26 If you're single, who do you all have as your emergency ? 112 5.7K 40K 933K
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV May 27 ... mel gibson news Mel Gibson News @melgibsonhq May 27 Commentary  What do you notice in this newly stabilized version of the 1960s Bigfoot footage? @ATTNtoken 0:14 88 1.5K 61K del 1.4M
G ... Sopranos World @SopranosWorld 15h Timothée Chalamet and Ben Stiller together at the Knicks game EAR- PORTUNITI efarm.com 67 688 11K del 597K
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2.16h G ... she seems fun 25 1K 28K 352K
G a @aallleeexxxxxx1 · 16h ... i am done drinking alcohol. if i ever drink again it will only be because i want to or feel like it 9 1.8K 20K 310K
Eren G @erenfromtargets May 28 ... Parody  wait how the hell Rihanna get my number? AMERIC BOTAC + STOP 17.4M 66.6K From your s 882.9K Rihanna happy friday 157 6.4K 248K del 5.2M
s ... bjöbilia pérez @neruda_bro 13h I keep scrolling past these people and thinking it's about a fierce transition dot @tdreamsoutloud - May 28 Parody  This thing cheated on Liz... ladies you are never the problem 26 736 22K 459K
meghan @deloisivete . 23h ... The most professional I have ever been in my entire life is when someone pronounced faux pas as FUPA on a call and I kept my face neutral 16 298 8.3K 75K
pluuno @pluuuno May 27 ... getting accused of using Al when you didn't is like this century's version of a witch allegation 178 34K 248K 2.8M
G Sgt Blackout @coldcallsniper 18h ... They say wear what you love right? Layout utfit y Insert Page Layout Form Review View U Develop Help EH 11 as Geeksoutfit A A ab Wrapen Font Center fo a E в , U A Merg nter erge A Font Alignment F E B E D 157 910 19K 1.5M
vanessa @thyhighs 15h ... my grandma doesn't have a job why am i getting flamed Mom Invitaciones impreses KARY twin Mom Focus in career first please 80 4.8K 130K del 1.6M
Blu @_blureaper May 28 0 ... Keep me in the game and I'll cast you on White Lotus season 4 FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates May 28 Mike White is set to return for 'SURVIVOR' Season 50. 22 28K 1K del 1.1M
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff 18h ... the penguin: into the penguinverse V Variety @Variety.19h Replying to @Variety Danny DeVito & Colin Farrell 47 5.6K 76K del 1.7M
TIMELINE @ANEWTLINE 18h 0 ... spend a day in 2001!+ -an interactive thread- XOXO @beauxartes May 27 spend a day in 2020!+ J -an interactive thread- 95 1.9K 26K 569K
The Richard Siken Podcast @richardsiken May 29 G ... I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself. 86 3.8K 38K 788K
tokyo @tokyoxkenshinDS - May 28 ... skill issue RYDA + universal sound @Rydaprime May 25 You cannot eat money or love 171 24K 236K del 2.5M
Eugene @eugeneh84 6h ... My limited knowledge of French people is that they love smoking tabs and they love rioting, so this isn't going to end well. BRICS BRICS News NEWS @BRICSinfo . 18h Commentary  JUST IN:  to ban smoking outdoors at most places, including beaches, parks, and near schools. 38 1.5K 35K del 1.3M
CycleofSin @CycleofSin . May 28 ... Went to get a vasectomy they cut the wrong wire, I can no longer piss 16 670 11K 134K
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad May 29 ... tom cruise and nathan fielder are on opposite sides of the same journey 13 763 13K 397K
brandon* @brndxix . 22h ... belle delphine is oppenheimer Pop Base @PopBase 23h Sydney Sweeney is selling 5,000 bars of soap that contain drops of her own bathwater, in collaboration with Dr. Squatch. Squatch MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION SYDNEY'S BATHWATER BLISS SYDNEY'S BATH WATER MEDIUM GRIT NET WT 5 OZ (M4 g) 39 1.4K 56K 1.2M
Images AI Could Never ... @imagesai... May 28 s ... Google guthib News Videos All Images Shopping guthib.com https://guthib.com ... You spelled it wrong. You spelled it wrong. 218 9.7K 225K del 4.4M
Vince Mancini @VinceMancini 17h ... (*rasping*) put them in my van VF VANITY FAIR @VanityFair 17h RFK Jr. wants to save hundreds of Canadian ostriches that have likely been infected with bird flu. vanityfair.com/news/story/rfk... 26 1.2K 23K del 904K
emmy-, - -@emxlymargaret + May 28 ... i i hope this email kills both of us 13 1.6K 9.1K 132K
G defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrl . 18h ... everything reminds me of her VALUED NATURALS Quality you can see...and taste! VALUE NATU US 5 248 4K 66K
Victoria @arctiquehare May 29 ... They should move all surgeries outside when it's a beautiful day like today 22 754 12K 124K
deep salt water @mollywidstrom - 20h ... put a cop in it 29 426 15K del 173K
G ... ruruna @dolyybunn - May 29 Italiano suicido SM 273 16K 127K del 1.6M
jules @lnternetvibes May 25 ... we are so lucky that nathan fielder does not use his skills for evil 20 612 10K 198K

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