27 Bizarre News Events That Make Us Wish Thanos Would Get Busy With That Whole ‘Snap’ Thing

Man, everyone needs to just calm down out there!
27 Bizarre News Events That Make Us Wish Thanos Would Get Busy With That Whole ‘Snap’ Thing

Can we just have one single day where no one does anything crazy? We realize that’s a tall order for a worldwide population of roughly eight billion people, but if we spread the word of just chilling out to every corner of the globe, we’re sure that everyone will agree to calm down.

They’ll all see that one peaceful day might be the reset this world needs. Like a short worldwide meditation of sorts. After reading these wild news stories, you’ll see why it’s necessary.

The Fraudulent Voter Fraud Accusation

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The Woman Who Got Thrown Out of A Church for Bringing Cilantro to the Service

WEIRD WORLD In Oklahoma, a woman got thrown out of church for bringing cilantro. People thought it was marijuana so they kicked her out, despite her protests that it was just for her soup. CRACKED.COM

The DoorDash Driver Who Pooped in An Apartment Building Lobby

WEIRD WORLD A DoorDash driver pooped in the lobby of a building after delivery. CCTV Brown PARA Happy 100g organ 2021 1.5m He'd delivered to a person living in that residential building, and then just used a trash can there as an impromptu toilet. CRACKED.COM

The Police Chase Involving A Street Sweeper

WEIRD WORLD Police were in a comically, incredibly slow street chase in Indiana. SUR A guy stole a street sweeper, so cops chased him at a thrilling and cinematic 10-15 mph. CRACKED.COM

The Man Who Held Up A Pizza Delivery Man with An Axe

WEIRD WORLD An axe-wielding maniac in Winnipeg demanded pizza from a delivery guy. The guy was delivering pizzas to another house in the neighborhood, apparently at the very worst time possible. CRACKED.COM

When Facebook Told the LAPD to Stop Spying

WEIRD WORLD Facebook had to officially tell Los Angeles that they should stop spying. The LAPD kept creating fake s just so they could spy on people, so Facebook had to step in and tell them to stop. CRACKED.COM

The Thief Who Went on a Three-Month Diet to Pull Off His Crime

WEIRD WORLD In India, a thief went on a three-month diet just so he could commit a burglary. Не knew he couldn't get into his old employer's house unless he slimmed down enough to fit through a ventilator, so he did that. CRACKED.COM

The Deer That Smashed Through the Window of a Business Called iSmash

WEIRD WORLD In Syracuse, a deer smashed through the window of a business called iSmash. It's a place where you can, well, smash things for fun, and the deer got in on the action. Nobody, human or animal, was harmed. CRACKED.COM

The 110-Year-Overdue Library Book

WEIRD WORLD In Boise, Idaho, a book was returned 110 long years after it got checked out. We all went, 'Hmm that's weird. There is no record of this in our catalog. It says November 8 of 1911, so obviously, it was pretty overdue, said library assistant Anne Marie Martin. CRACKED.COM

The Walmart Toy That Sang About Doing Cocaine

WEIRD WORLD Wal-Mart pulled a toy that literally swore and sang about doing cocaine. Walmart Supercentre The toy spoke in Polish, which kind of helped hide what it was talking about. Anyway, you can (regrettably?) no longer buy it on Wal-Mart's website. CRACKED.COM

The Woman Who Breastfed A Cat on A Plane

WEIRD WORLD Apparently, a woman somehow breastfed a cat onboard an actual plane. That's according to a viral shot of a Delta pilot messaging system, which also says the woman was asked to stop but refused. CRACKED.COM

The Protesters Shot by Turkish Police

WEIRD WORLD When people protested against violence against women in Turkey, they were shot. By the police themselves, it turns out. Apparently, the authorities just didn't appreciate the irony. CRACKED.COM

Canada’s Maple Syrup Shortage

WEIRD WORLD Canada is experiencing a truly dire shortage of maple syrup, it turns out. I CROWN MAPLE SYRUP RICHTASTE .... GRABE AMBER COLDE E PLACE ٠٠٠١٠٠٠ The government is stepping and is, uh, tapping into the country's strategic reserves (yes, literally) of maple syrup. CRACKED.COM

An Ancient Roman Artifact Being Used As Furniture

WEIRD WORLD An ancient Roman mosaic was being used as furniture in an NYC apartment. It was a priceless artifact older than every country in existence, and it spent 50 years being a coffee table. CRACKED.COM

The Leather Coat Ban in North Korea

WEIRD WORLD If you want to visit North Korea, make sure you don't wear a leather coat. Leather coats are now banned there, and it's just a vanity thing - Dear Leader doesn't want anyone copying his super-cool style. CRACKED.COM

What Plumbers Call Black Friday

WEIRD WORLD We found out that plumbers call the day after Thanksgiving Brown Friday. And it's because, on that day, lavish Thanksgiving meals lead to a massive surge in business for them. CRACKED.COM

Why Everything at the Dollar Tree Costs More Than A Dollar

WEIRD WORLD Dollar Tree isn't going to price everything at just one dollar any longer. DOLLAR TREE Everything's $1.00 Instead, most things are now going to be $1.25. Perhaps disappointingly, it's not changing its name to Dollar-and-a-quarter Tree. CRACKED.COM

The Mayor Who Lost His Job Because of A Giant Chicken

WEIRD WORLD A mayor in Georgia lost his job because of a giant chicken, but he stands by it. It's a massive steel structure that was supposed to be the world's tallest topiary, but everyone hated it. CRACKED.COM

The Guy Who Drove to His Driving Test

WEIRD WORLD One guy in literally drove (yes, in his car) to his driving test. - Cops showed up, and he told them he just wanted to make sure he didn't arrive late. CRACKED.COM

The Town That Covered Up A Groundhog’s Death

WEIRD WORLD A small town's weather-guessing groundhog died, and they kept it a secret. The mayor defended the move, saying that it was a matter of protecting the groundhog's brand. CRACKED.COM

Adele Shutting Down Interviewers Who Hadn’t Listened to Her New Album

WEIRD WORLD Adele refused an interview with a TV host who hadn't listened to her new album. The host flew to meet her for the interview, and then had to turn around and fly back, CRACKED.COM

Japan’s Professor Poo

WEIRD WORLD Japan is officially using a character named Professor Poo for public education. 0 1000 CR837111C a * CR 8371 The, uh, disturbingly cute cartoon character is being used as a way to teach kids about paying taxes. CRACKED.COM

The Person Sending Fake Poop in the Mail

WEIRD WORLD The feds started investigating someone who had been sending fake poop. The perp kept sending the, uh, stuff to a postal employee for reasons that are currently unclear. CRACKED.COM

The Guy Who Complained About An Ambulance Ruining His Sleep

WEIRD WORLD In the UK, someone complained about an air ambulance ruining their sleep. Tradition - 000 MADIC GROUN G-DAAN www.dani.org DEVON AIR AMBULANCE - . APPLY - The helicopter flew over residential areas at 4 am, and one person complained to the life-saving charity that operated the helicopter. CRACKED.COM

The Company Trying to Recycle Dog Poop and Used Diapers

WEIRD WORLD One recycling company sent things like dog poop and used diapers to China. Slip ULTRA Slip ULTRA Mit After it was discovered that they'd illegally shipped 1,300 tons of household waste, they got a hefty fine. CRACKED.COM

The Ultimate Soccer Ball Collector

WEIRD WORLD Somebody collected 1,230 different soccer balls, setting a world record. That's according to Guinness, who certified that the Mexican collector broke their previous record. CRACKED.COM

The World Record for A Soul Train Line

WEIRD WORLD There's a new world record for a soul train line, and it's a total of 536 people. Black Entertainment Network organized the line in question, in New York City. CRACKED.COM

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