20 of the Wildest Living Situations People Unwittingly Walked Into

‘Oh, don’t worry. It’s a rental’
20 of the Wildest Living Situations People Unwittingly Walked Into

Different people have different a great poet once said, “We just have different interests. I like relaxing, and he likes getting on my case about the dishes.” That’s the problem: When you have to share space, no matter how temporarily, with someone whose idea of a comfortable living space is so thoroughly at odds with your own, you can start to question whether you actually understand what words mean.

For Redditor TheKhannunisT, it was after a college date, when the woman invited him back to her home. “I literally could not walk around her apartment without having to step over something,” they told r/AskReddit. “Empty boxes, full boxes, clothes, empty bottles, papers and notebooks, etc. Just piles and piles of stuff.” They noted that while the apartment wasn’t dirty, it was “an absolute disaster,” so “before we did our thing, (I) spent a good two hours helping her ‘unpack.’” 

What, did you think it was going to stop them?

They then asked, “What was your ‘Damn, you live like this?’ moment?” This is how their fellow Redditors responded…

1d0m1n4t3 1y ago I have a friend who toggles Cap Locks instead of hitting Shift.
Scythe95 . 1y ago Visited a friend of mine and his fridge was empty apart from beer, nutella and 1 package of McDonalds sauce
ululationelation . 1y ago A girl I was dating wanted me to come over to her parent's place. When I walked in, there were boxes of stuff everywhere. I said, Oh, I didn't know you all just moved in? They had not just moved in.
O_Train . 1y ago I went to this chicks house and opened her fridge and it was just full of rotting food. She said it was Thanksgiving food she never got rid of and doesn't use the fridge that much.
 . 1y ago girlfriends apartment was so messy...looked like a homeless horder. I decided right there that she was crazy. She had ripped the carpet out to the raw floor....
netpenthe . 1y ago When I was 17 I went to a girl's house... She and her mum were smoking in the room we're in... They proceed to ash on the carpart... I must've looked surprised .. .. as the mum said oh.. don't worry . It's a rental..
maxthefrenchone . 1y ago When I went to a new friends house to teach him one of my recipes and found out the fridge contained nothing but butter and the carrots I'd asked him to buy. Не was living on exclusively toast.
CanCalyx . 1y ago One time in college another guy from down the hall proudly showed everyone the enormous cumstain undee his desk where he had apparently been ejaculating for the entire year. Sad thing is, his poor room mate was very kind and soft spoken
HeadFit2660 1y ago Buddy just had a baby with some girl just as lazy as him....diaper mountains in every corner of their apartment. Smelled like one too. Не also uses Dip tobacco so there were wads of dip on the carpet and in his bed.....I don't talk to him much anymore
Kothr- . 1y ago I went to a friends house that only had one downstairs bathroom. They had 'piss bottles' in their room for when they were too lazy to go for a piss in the middle of the night. 2 litre bottles of piss just laying around their room.
LopsidedStruggle 1y ago Moved into a friend's condo days after they got a job in a new state and moved out. It was disgusting. We even had a conversation where he asked how do you want me to clean it before I moved in. All I said was how would you want a place to be when you move in. Do that. I had to spend a week cleaning.
venting_musheen 1y ago Dated someone whose studio apartment was infested with cockroaches. They were everywhere. When I went into the bathroom at night and turned the lights on they scattered. Не also had a dog so there was dog hair everywhere on top of that... to be fair he tried really hard to get rid of the roaches with stuff from Home Depot and I think it was the building's fault? So I tried to cut him some slack but it was... a lot.
palinsafterbirth E 1y ago My sisters house, I love her dearly but the place smells of dirty dogs, rotton food, let their dogs shit on the deck and never clean it, and there are so many projects her and my brother in law started years ago that never finished. I'm not saying I am the cleanest person ever but when we visit my bothers kids always have an allergy attack within 30 min of staying there.
AnnamAvis . 1y ago I didn't even make it to his house. Не was supposed to pick me up for a date, and when I opened the front enger side door of his car, the floor was literally covered in trash. You could not see the floor matts, and the trash was at least three-four inches deep. I could not believe this dude didn't even respect me enough to clean out his enger seat before picking me up. Just expected me to sit in his trash on the way to our date. Can only imagine what his place looked like.
saaskje e 1y ago Entering the room of the guy who rented the space in my house (a separate apartment attached to the main house)-he had tons of trash, food containers, half-empty cups of soda, hadn't swept or mopped in the two years he'd been there, etc. Absolute filth. Hoarder-level shit. I was appalled, disgusted, and furious. Needless to say, his ass is OUT. 56 year-old Man-child. Made my ovaries shrivel. Just...what the cockroaching fuck.
Elegante0226 . 1y ago Walking into the house of the guy I was dating. Не had told me it was messy, but I assumed it was the usual bachelor level messy. No. No it was not. There was a layer of dirt on the floor, you couldn't see the pattern of the rug due to cat hair, the kitchen counter was covered in literal trash because he couldn't figure out how to take the garbage to the bin. You couldn't see the floor in his bedroom because it was covered in clothing. The bathroom floor was covered in cat litter.
Hrekires E 1y ago A few weeks into dating this new guy, I go over to his house for dinner. Не made ham, green beans, and mashed potatoes. I'm not the biggest eater, so after dinner there was still some food left on my plate. I go to take it into the kitchen and offer to help with the dishes, and he tells me to just relax and that he'll take care of it. So he takes my plate into the kitchen and I don't think twice about it until I'm at his apartment a week later and that exact
clovisx 1y ago My sister-in-law and her husband lived at her dad's house. They were largely shut-ins and only left the room to eat and go to the bathroom. After a domestic violence incident, he was killed by police (suicide by cop) and she was hospitalized for 2-3 months. My wife and father-in- law went into her room for the first time in months (years?) to clean it up and make it safe for her to move back when she was discharged. There was stuff on the floor up to your knees in places and mid-calf everywhere else. The room
lost_horizons . 1y ago I'm an HVAC service technician, so I'm in people's houses all the time, every day. All walks of life, from extremely rich on down. I've seen the hoarders and the slobs, but the worst was a house that looked like 6 cats got together to buy a home, then decided to let an old man live with them if he stayed in the corner and put food out. Absolutely disgusting, with cat litter and shit dusted literally through the entire house. I almost left and would have if it wasn't just a case of his coil
powderedminidonut . . 1y ago Acid dealers apartment. Maze of trash. Cats. Can't imagine tripping in there.

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