40 Disappointing Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Gleefully Announced to Us by a Talking Mushroom After We Thought We’d Rescued a Princess

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40 Disappointing Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Gleefully Announced to Us by a Talking Mushroom After We Thought We’d Rescued a Princess

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Extreme ‘90s Anti-Heroes

GRACKED COM Lost Tropes Extreme '90s anti-heroes. How badly has this aged? Just ask Rob Liefeld, who has become a joke for his radical characters with bloated muscles, childishly designed weapons, and, erm, suits full of pouches. Pouches are rad!

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Tekken

Dog/Human Relationships That Need Therapy Leroy Smith & Sugar Sugar is a sweet dog that doesn't always obey Leroy's commands, but that's not necessarily bad since the majority of the commands are to attack people. Perhaps Leroy can leave his violent matters to his own hands and not Sugar's jowls. CRACKED.COM

Jason Alexander

celebrities who Are Into Magic: The Gathering NO CHECKS PLEASE HOURS 2' MON 630-1 2:00 630 200 TUE'S 6.30 2.30 WED 630 2:00 THUR 6.30 SO FRC 100-2 SAT CLO Jason Alexander Save Life MANA 100% Alexander came out as a Magic gamer in InQuest magazine back in '97. He's even rumored to have snuck cards onto the set. Instant Choose one -Target player gains 2f life, or prevent the next 2] damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha -Whenever an opponent says Card George Costanza would have: Save or Life, you may say Gotcha! If

The Sandlot

Mr. Mertle THE SANDLOT CRACKED.COM As the owner of Hercules, you should be aware that the neighborhood kids think he is a murderous Hell beast. Maybe they think that because you leave him outside in your dirt backyard all day, letting him chew on every toy and piece of sport equipment that flies over your fence.

The Matrix

SANDRA BULLOCK TURNED DOWN THE ROLE OF NEO. CRACKED.COM DE I I RHOM BEY MBY The producers of The Matrix approached a number of actors in their long search to find Neo. One of them was Bullock, and they were willing to change Neo into a woman if she accepted. Bullock wasn't interested, deciding that starring in Forces of Nature, a now-forgotten romcom, was a better career choice.

Lost Tropes

Lost Tropes Flashback stare Suddenly invaded by flashbacks of 'Nam or Cats, you just stare at nothing with dead eyes. Then it hits you: this trope is so outdated, it was mocked in Airplane! CRACKED.COM

David O. Russell

David O. Russell does not care for CRACKED cO Russell absolutely imploded on the set of I Heart Huckabees, kicking props, and dropping hard Bs and Cs, after Lily Tomlin tried to weigh in with a suggestion: I'm just being a f*ing collaborator! I'm trying to help you figure out

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Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder had a fever. THE GODFATHER PART I V OO l883 CRACKED CON TO be fair, she'd already filmed Edward Scissorhands and two other feature films that year She was cast as Mary Corleone, but felt like absolute sh*t by the time it was time to start filming, and had

C-3PO and R2-D2

C-3PO R2-D2 STAR WARS CRACKED COM Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker had some major beef kind of like their characters, but without the chummy banter. Daniels (3PO) used to call Baker (R2) little man, and once said Baker was only credited as a good luck charm, claiming he was rarely on

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40 Disappointing Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Gleefully Announced to Us by a Talking Mushroom After We Thought We’d Rescued a Princess

Stranger Things

They were leaning heavily on nostalgia from the start. ATRCENONTIC Since Montauk is set in the fall of 1980, the show will feature many period details

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Why did Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt drop the Reverend? Episode 3 of the final season was all about the Reverend (the guy who kept Kimmy in the bunker),

Ghostbusters

Janine Melnitz's sassy glasses were a Hlast minute-addition, GHSSTBUSTERS Without much warning, Annie Potts was thrown into a scene on her first day o

Michael Scott

MUST BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION EMBARASSES THOSE AROUND HIM BY BEING OVER EMOTIONAL EASILY INFLUENCED BY OTHERS BELIEVES RELATIONSHIPS ARE MORE INTIMA

The Grey

If you watched The Grey trailer and were stoked to see Liam Neeson punch a wolf to death, you might be disappointed. The film ends just as Neeson and

Breaking Bad

Br reaking 35 Bad 56 Jesse is still reeling over the death of his girlfriend when he asks his rehab group leader: Did you ever really hurt someone?

The Sound of Music

THE OSCAR WINNER In The Sound ofMusic, the grumpy, hard-nosed captain learns to enjoy music. REALITY THE But Georg von Trapp was a sweet man Who loved

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