20 of the Funniest Dumb Things People Have Seen A Child Do

‘Straight up saw a fifth grade boy stick a hot glue gun in his nostril and pull the trigger’
20 of the Funniest Dumb Things People Have Seen A Child Do

Imagine you’ve been thrown screaming from a deep bowels.

Your first forays into citizenship are bound to be a little goofy, right? Well, that’s what it’s like being a kid. By that we mean, being a kid is like being very, very dumb. It’s no wonder they’re always licking things, making wild assumptions and injuring themselves in ever-inventive ways. Reddit confirmed that after one asked r/AskReddit, “What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen a child do?”

dummystupid . 11y ago They asked me how to spell USA.
joseph56g . 11y ago I saw a kid get his dick stuck in his elastic band and pee into his face.
Asrat . 11y ago Kick a ball point blank into a wall. The wall kicked the ball into his face.
Perfect_World . 11y ago I watched a kid lick the entire length of the rail you zigzag through to order food at Taco Bell.
liptin . 11y ago I was on a walk the other day and some kid, id say he was about four, was beating the living shit out of the sidewalk with a hammer.
11y ago We don't know how it happened but when my cousin was four he came running out of the garage with a fish hook in his ear.
romophobic . 11y ago A couple of young kids didn't have a Frisbee so they decided to use a ceramic plate. The five year old ended up with 7 stitches.
HappyGiraffe 11y ago Bite his own penis. Source: My son, age 2.5 . . Не just wanted to see if he could do it; turns out he can.
mosquitobaby 11y ago I watched a kid go to sit down in a chair, pull the chair out too far, and then miss the chair completely when he tried to sit. Basically, he pulled a chair out from underneath himself.
sawman160 . 11y ago Не tried to swing a much too large metal softball bat at a soccer ball and missed. Не got mad at the ball so swung the bat at it while the ball was on the ground. The bat rebounded up and left him a big ol lump on his head
lovesdick 11y ago | used to watch tons of bugs bunny and other cartoons of the sort as a kid and I'd always see them getting flushed down the toilet. One time I was so mad at my mom and I was grounded so I tried to run away... By trying to flush myself down the toilet.
timidfoxx69 11y ago Straight up saw a fifth grade boy stick a hot glue gun in his nostril and pull the trigger. Thankfully it was mostly cooled down so it didn't do much damage, but it was still Super stupid...And he was still taken by an ambulance. Just in case.
frog_frog_frog . 11y ago A childhood friend of mine used to stick his thumb into a metal fan to stop the blades after accidentally chopping off the tip of his thumb as a baby in the same fan. Не managed to chop off the tip of the same thumb. after it healed, he resumed stopping the blades with his thumb. | don't know if he chopped the tip off again.
Le-Tired 11y ago My brother just got a new camera and he was trying it out when my cousins were visiting. Our youngest cousin was messing around then grabbed my brothers arm (the one holding the camera) and just hung with all her weight off it. My brother couldn't her and his arm dropped and the camera smashed straight into her face she fell to the ground. It's all on tape, it's amazing.
- 11y ago Не lit his own hair on fire. Не had long hair. Не had this obsession with a birthday cake scented candle. I told him don't get too close or you'll light your hair on fire. No I won't! Literally six seconds later he's screaming and his hair is on fire.
Whoneedsyou 11y ago I see things like this regularly, being a year 1 teacher. Dumb in the cutest way possible! The other day a boy was trying desperately to lift up the drain cover (in the school courtyard not on the road.) to see what was underneath. Which he'd probably seen the maintenance man do. However he was pulling on the handle of the cover with all his might... while standing on the cover.
ArcFurnace e 11y ago One time at Boy Scout camp, at the cooking merit badge class, I saw another kid deliberately touch one of the charcoal briquettes. Apparently he wanted to see if it was hot (it was). A fairly short time later, after the salutory lesson learned by lightly burning his finger, he did it again. When questioned this time, he said that he wanted to see if it was still hot. At this point, the instructor was clearly in why do I always get the stupid ones mode. Honestly, I almost have to commend him for his inquiring
. 11y ago So I was walking into a grocery store. One with automatic doors. Automatic swinging doors. Now, as I approach the entrance, I hesitate; there is this kid goofing off on the other side of the glass. His mom is telling him to knock it off and they have to leave. He's not listening and is in some tralala land. I, being a bit careless myself, make a small movement forward, and into the path of the door sensor. By the time I realized what was happening, it was too late. The door scooped up the kid
NickelFish . 11y ago My neighbor's kid was about 8 or 9 at the time. I was changing a tire and I put the tire in the center of my driveway. Nothing else was remotely near it. Не walked toward me from his house, making creepy eye the whole time. Straight as an arrow, he walked until he tripped on that huge tire, fell on his face and knocked out his two front teeth. I think he was on ritalin.
NinjaShira . 11y ago Kid kicked her shoe down a sewer drain, and then climbed down the sewer to get it back. She actually got down there, and then couldn't get back up again. Her mom had to call the fire department to get her out after she'd been stuck down there for over an hour. That kid may or may not have been me.

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