62 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of May 2025

‘Work should be 35 mins max’
62 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of May 2025

Roseanne may have been responsible for launching his now-legendary career, but it also sparked an existential crisis that left the star wondering if he even “want(ed) to be an actor anymore.”

In an unearthed interview from 2018, Goodman shared just how badly he The Conners’ series finale. “I handled it like I did everything else — by sittin’ on a bar stool. And that made it worse.”

Randall Einhorn is also carrying some regrets. The storied TV veteran recently recounted how It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover episodes. “The Deplorable Five, who are fantastic at what they do, meeting our six people who are trying to do the right thing every single day. It shouldn’t have happened,” he marveled.

Just because it shouldn’t have happened doesn’t mean it wasn’t funny — a mantra that can easily be applied to some of this month’s funniest tweets. May’s best posts include those about “ROMO,” unnecessarily sexy photoshoots and how Addison Rae can help you score some serious eBay deals.

G cherry @cherrydirtysoul May 5 ... why is benson boone playing arenas and why does his stage look like a giant ballsack Seat Map 2 318 314 315 316 317 313 319 312 320 139 141 143 137 145 311 321 15 9 10 11 12 13 14 310 16 322 8 17 7 FLOOR 309 STAGE 323 PT 308 324 FLOOR 6 18 5 307 325 3 2 1 21 20 4 19 306 326 115 107 113 111 109 305 327 328 304 302 301 330 303 329 Map above does not reflect availability of tickets. Seating charts
mau @rllydu . 15h ... it actually is possible to be chopped in a beautiful way. julienned, for example 10 702 6.6K 89K
mau @rllydu . 22h do i believe in angel numbers?? yes... her phone number 23 1.8K 12K 203K
kit duckworth @cgduckworth.2 21h ... flying across the country with my real id, my real ego, my real superego 23 2.8K 29K 454K
Groby @groby5000000 . 22h ... IP Address? At the toilet like everyone else 12 1.5K 15K 204K
G jynx @jynxbby 22h ... female seahorses after knocking their man up Sabrina Carpenter 161 26K 309K del 3.5M
harlan @morepain4harlan May 11 s ... how it feels to say some would argue when i'm the some who would argue 116 24K 230K del 3.3M
Deege @yodeege May 10 ... This is like finding footage of Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa XXL XXL Magazine @XXL May 10 T-Pain found the footage when he rhymed mansion with Wiscansin 62 17K 138K del 5M
meeka @MeekyBlinders May 11 ... my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by acting completely normal at my brother's wedding 31 1.4K 83K 1.1M
IKA @yagirlriica . May 10 ... that shit was hella good IKA @yagirlriica May 10 should i get an oil change or boiling crab 234 4.4K 76K 2.3M
bonnibel! () ... @bonnibl... May 11 ... dont gotta do all that Panda Video Compressor . now Panda is jumping up and down on your file 24 2.1K 45K 464K
chaotic memes @memechaotic May 11 ... Moms at level 9718 Candy crush developers We're done when I say we're done. 72 7.9K 181K del 3.5M
i am @broken May 11 S ... Me when I realize I + genuinely can't  the last few days unless 19.6K someone gives me a hint ... 95 70 6K 39K 350K
brian @brianonhere May 12 ... circulated meeting notes to a client after a call and she wrote back like Wow these notes are really good! Which Al are you using?? We're trying to decide which one to use in our office! its called paying attention lady. its called brainpower. 97 5.6K 127K 1.5M
O ... mijita @mijitax3 May 11 all this discourse about what women wear at the gym I literally watched a man's balls fall out his shorts while he was on the stairmaster today II GIF 190 4.5K 141K del 1.7M
Reduced reduced cashew milk @anvyrd . May 12 ... Cashew Milk - - I hate how in the gc everyone else's message is on the left and you're stuck there all alone on the right I never really felt like I belonged 51 6.4K 86K 1.2M
Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri. N May 13 s ... New baseball movie idea: Dark comedy where a banned player fakes his own death because he's desperate to see if he'll make the Hall of Fame 55 276 7.3K 257K
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L May 13 ... pointed at the pilot and asked the co-pilot does he listen to you before I got on my flight today 37 1.6K 44K del 1.1M
kate @havanasrose May 13 ... ayo edebiri stuns after being served terrible flat white butch lisa vanderpump @tmhjess May 13 DYKE Just made Ayo Edebiri the worst flat white I've ever made. Espresso pulled GIF short. Think it was accidentally decaf. Milk way too foamy. Didn't take my iron pill so hands were shaking like a ... 3 1.6K 74K del 1.1M
Jefè @Richkid_life . May 14 ... Lovel TITTO I know what this tweet mean. I wish you healing Ski V @ski_824 - May 14 Jesus Christ Brooklyn is small as shit lol 57 1.2K 15K 865K
bugo. @neetaeniate May 14 ... LIE ON BELLY LIE ON BACK ATTEMPT SUICIDE SUGGEST SEX 155 13K 151K del 2.2M
Noor @Noorthevirgo May 18 ... can't take it anymore indeed Cute easy jobs for girls 140 21K 96K del 2.1M
@Talk_2_Em_Chris May 18 HollywoodChris™ ... My oldest been saying she wants to watch a movie that's gonna make her cry all weekend. We tried a walk to  and hardball. Not even a sniffle. Tonight I'm breaking out Marley and me. If this don't get the job done she goin to therapy 5.6K 4.7K 115K 3.8M
S alex @abjortia May 18 ... literally my fav pic on the internet grilled cheese 24 1.2K 17K del 365K
@wearevibin. May 18 G ... lied. @wearevibin May 18 Idgaf anymoreee 130K 154 21K del 3.3M
meredith @themeredith . 22h O ... So close! This is called soup dooney and broke @fincherslay May 17 water based cooking pov you started water based cooking and now your skin is clear, your stomach is thriving and you recover from illness overnight 81K 43 3.5K del 1.6M
s Queen Christine @ettway79.13h ... Sinners 2025 24 3.7K 34K del 538K
keelan @takemehottogo May 17 ... concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you 56 6K 69K 886K
O mid gay guy updates @sprwts May 17 ... @pony_boiiiii Here's my uncle not knowing what the trans flag is is feeling sick. zn I'm too fat for this heat Like Comment ~ Send 7:07 PM 6/7/21 Twitter for iPhone 54 5.7K 114K 1.5M
Images That Make You Feel... @ManM... May 17 G ... Cora y I used face app to merge all the beatles together and it created this behold the beatle. 748 4K 142K del 2.2M
pseudo wook @souporsonic_. May 16 ... i i only posted this story 4 u 53 16K 87K del 1.3M
laura s ... @newmutxnts May 17 how it feels wearing the shirt you got at the show the next day 56 13K 164K del 1.7M
Jesuit for X-Men @GracePersephone May 16 G ... I'm sorry this is so funny to me. Yeah I got that picture of the air traffic controller, boss. Real fuckin sexy just like you wanted EXCLUSIVE This Air-Traffic Controller Just Averted a Midair Collision. Now He's Speaking Out. WSJ 227 3.7K 86K 1.6M
0 cole @juul_survivor May 16 ... Just got an emergency alert for a dust storm warning 8.6K 11 301 del 168K
Andrea @alferslefen - May 17 I need to sit next to a body of water about this 56 14K 57K del 1M
no context memes @weirddalle May 19 ... Zenyou @ZenyouX-12/21/22 ... Nobody beats Goku. Nobody. 117 51 344 del 131K BigGarfFan37 @BigGarfFan... 12/22/22 ... Goku has canonically died multiple times. Garfield hasn't even bled. 9 124 1,060 del 14.7K 74 2.6K 66K del 961K
chaotic memes @memechaotic May 19 ... tyromiden in Aegypten Grobstoutter Serviers Bakannt date Cheer les Gizen (2560 - Chr Aus Steiner ist quade otische Grundfloeche EM gege Suite. Spitze Kammern entr LBC Grob des Phon go - Ein beeind ucks 3d printer does my homework 158 that ChatGPT wrote 24 99 76K 1.9K del 1M
Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin May 19 ...  what's his name?  seat belt 5 1.5K 22K 282K
No @hella_wretched 8h G ... I'm doing font psychology Long serious post Meme caption Oyster bar & white wine Tech newsletter Pinterest content Electric daisy carnival Design portfolio Check out my truck Just read Proust Come to my event Create mode literature Margiela tabis $500 OR BEST OFFER New Sally Rooney 8 250 64K 3.9K
Jesse Smith @JesseTayRiver . May 20 ... Apparently my daughter feels like she'll always be chasing the high of a potato salad she had at a family friend's funeral 3 years ago 106 1.9K 48K 723K
myrah 01 fashion dol... @laprincess... May 19 s ... sobbing look what my brother did for me Happy! Bir GRADUATION ay! MONSTER HIGH 62 3.6K 87K 620K
@sonohoor . May 21 ... i knew i had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me 139 9.4K 51K 909K
Chase Mitchell s ... @ChaseMit Just excellent stuff going on here Create four groups of four! THINGS THAT OPEN LIKE A CLAM CLAM, COMPACT, LAPTOP, WAFFLE IRON 9:22 PM May 21, 2025 . 593.1K Views 55 788 36K 532
s ... adrian mail wife @male_wife_ 17h does anyone know how i can disable the based on your likes feature in tumblr I'm on my period S TROUBLE A 20 those armpits ain't ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST Fa Wa 40 O Diszo 89 3.8K 66K del 1.2M
tommy @tommyfication 13h ... the very concept of catfishing as addison rae on ebay......... rose gold iphone SE 64GB @audiobrut. 14h I use this photo as my profile picture on eBay and every single lowball I throw at people gets accepted. #idgaf 75 3.3K 143K del 3M
Nano Litore S ... VTuber @NanoLitore May 22 The red part is quite hard to chew through... Nano Litore VTuber @NanoLitore May 22 Ive never had babybel before!! Im so excited to try it!!!! Babybel 1.1K 5.1K 133K 5M
scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes May 21 Every time I  that grass is relatively geologically recent I start getting scared 220 3.4K 110K 2.4M
fennemon @thisisfennemon - 17h s ... two sentence horror LS Mark @LSMark_ 17h Just saw Lilo and Stitch I don't know how we're still utown Funk in 2025 Lilo& StitcH ONLY IN THEATERS 45 6.8K 129K del 2.3M
kj @kjaypawMay 21 ... one reason i respect strippers is because i could not do all that without farting a lot 32 716 10K 174K
@SickosCommittee 20h O ... Sickos Committee 00 I can't believe they're allowing all six Wienermobiles to be in the same place. Shouldn't there be some sort of designated survivor. Griffin Gonzalez @grifgonzo 21h Are the Wienies out there?! After finishing with media, @rinusveekay rushed to the window to see all six @oscarmayer Wienermobiles getting prepped on the track.... C C3 askROI JOURNIE 29K 49 1.4K 1M
chase @_chase May 21 ... just saw a guy walk into a grocery store and immediately ask where the jam is. pathetic. ur supposed to search the aisles, consider leaving empty handed, eventually go up to a worker, ask do u have jam to which they'll respond obviously we have jam we're a grocery store 103 2.7K 87K 923K
new!xtina @xtinatucker May 21 ... I feel like he's not going to seriously hurt himself doing deadly stunts on planes trains and automobiles but doing some goofy shit like this Tom Cruise News @TCNews62. May 21 #TomCruise #Missionlmpossible 37 1.1K 39K 644K
tatyana ;) @tatbaee 23h s ... when someone mentions his name and i have to act nonchalant like we don't have three years of lore 16K 9 1.6K del 279K
siobhan ... @SHLVERANCE nurse boyfriend sent me this text to butter me up before he asked me to come donate blood Hello my beautiful o neg girlfriend 2:10 PM May 21, 2025.3.2M Views 199 9.2K 238K 6K
s Homoerotic Highjinks @CatastrophyWlfe . May 25 ... Oh youre polyamorous? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite your wife? Should we invite your wife? Should we invite your wife? Should we 26 4.2K 64K 948K
alfie @alfienxo May 26 ... romo (relief of missing out) 331 46K 174K 4.2M
aaliyah @Aaliyah_Lillli May 27 ... Dear Apple keyboard, were is an actual word. Thanks. 98 33K 4K 459K
Dolly @DollyMollyF . May 26 ... Crocs should be $20... it's foam. 145 3.7K 26K 607K
lev @abookofsymbols.n May 26 ... witness protection program but for when you just kinda suck and need a new start 37 2.3K 25K 368K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY - May 27 Work should be 35 mins max 30 7K 50K 869K
h @ipodmacbook .1d ... CVS should have a deal where if you go 10 visits without stealing you get a key to unlock the shelves 55 3,134 68.2K del 1.4M
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV . 16h G ... I would buy a monorail from her Monica Barbaro Updates @MBarbaroUpdates - 16h An HD look at Monica Barbaro's 2025 #MetGala outfit! gettyimages Credit: WWD 18 391 10K du 316K

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