35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 28, 2025

‘Big dog, who art in heaven’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Before Gilligan’s Island became every Boomer dad’s favorite after-school watch, CBS executives had concerns that the sitcom would sail right over viewers’ heads. 

In an unearthed age from 1988’s too highbrow for the intended audience. “I thought this was a comedy show,” network head William Paley responded. After reiterating that his show was, in fact, “a funny microcosm,” Schwartz had an important revelation as a result of that awkward interaction. “I have since learned that when you’re describing a comedy show, you do not use a literate phrase,” he explained. 

Former Paramount CEO Barry Diller has also spilled some behind-the-scenes secrets. During a recent sitdown with Anderson Cooper, Diller opened up about the making of 1980’s Popeye, detailing how cocaine and weed doubled for spinach off-camera in powering the Robin Williams-led flick. “We found out the film cans were actually being used to ship cocaine back and forth to the set,” he recalled. “Everyone was stoned.” 

Unlike the cast and crew of Popeye, you don’t need to light up to laugh at these hilarious tweets, the best of which include those about a lease with a catch, a place for learning and bell knowledge.

TK KAN @CrazySadAzn . 21h ... 3 I asked chatgpt yeah well I asked the gay people in my phone and they said you're a bitch ass loser 49 17K 106K del 1.1M
Ron Iver @ronnui_ 18h G ... To those who didn't catch the easter egg: these tiles are in the shape of an M, to honor the concept of Mail Massimo @Rainmaker1973 May 26 Tiles at a United States Postal Service 85 2.9K 91K 1.7M
alfie @alfienxo . 18h ... the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy 146 4.9K 59K 988K
carter hambley @carterhambley 21h ... hehe are those wedding bells I hear! oh theyre normal bells. sorry. i'm so fucking stupid when it comes to bells 2 580 9.2K 108K
no context memes @weirddalle. 16h G ... guessing your age by a single question how old are you ? genoisgg 50 3.3K 62K del 875K
Luhaenten @luhaenten . 20h ... Apparently your twenties will find you more aroused by the prospect of certain sandwiches than by others your age. 10 507 5.7K 73K
indie @INDIEWASHERE. 17h S ... started covering my laptop camera with a sticky note again ALUMINTM MERCURY FLUORIDE WiFi RITALIN 30 2.5K 61K 647K
CONTRA @siscontra 22h O ... she takes me here and im shaking with excitement. she tells me to get on my knees. i cant contain my joy. i am shot in the back of the head Images AI Could Never ... @imagesaic... May 27 Backshot cave ... 4.7 (91) Tourist attraction in Bendalong, New South Wales, Australia Open Overview Photos Reviews About 36 5.1K 60K 859K
trash jones @jzux 22h ... when i don't text someone back right away it's because i'm busy. when someone doesn't text me back right away it's because they have finally sensed that i have a sick and evil spirit 14 2.3K 19K 245K
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer . 2 22h Got kicked out of a tarot reading for card counting 19 988 10K 106K
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz . 14h ... Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don't worry, it's still Tuesday. But it's 40,000 P.M. 18 2.3K 25K 338K
ellie schnitt:) @holy_schnitt.1 13h ... found an apartment that seemed too good to be true but couldn't figure out why it was such a great place for a decent price in an awesome neighborhood... discovered after g the lease they do extremely loud, bad poetry slams with loud, bad jazz in the backyard EVERY NIGHT 130 485 30K del 662K
UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1 - 19h ... big dog, who art in heaven 16 3.2K 23K 364K
Keifer @DannyVegito 14h ... some people gave Nathan Fielder shit for season 1 of The Rehearsal because it ended up messing with a child actor's head so it's hilarious that season 2 culminates in Nathan risking the lives of 150 people 10 244 10K 253K
Mrs. Fields @mrsfields 22h G ... MraFields God forbid a girl have an idea ctc Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc May 25 From the they made what? files: MRS. FIELDS DIET CHOCOLATE CHIP SODA @consumertc toym e ® MrField's Coke SEE 12 FL Coke SOFT DRINKS DIET CHOCOLATE CHIP SODA SPISPISE ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED 12 FL. OZ. 354 mL 83 1K 17K 498K
Jack Raines @Jack_Raines 20h G ... Doordash your slop bowl. Get extra guac. Pay for it with Klarna. Default on the loan. Eat at your desk. Never stop looking at your screen. Create shareholder value. 52 1.1K 23K 535K
puh? @wOrldmap 16h ... I am cutting  with my 3 year old narcissist nephew 82 4.4K 818K 51K
pris @pwiscila 19h ... Feel like a FLOP = Future Looking Overwhelmingly Positive 18 2.6K 11K 222K
jody @wnbagirlfriend . 21h ... can i pee on you your honor 8 364 2.5K 37K
brian @brianonhere 9h ... community college non credit continuing education classes are so sick luguese (Brazilian) classes J.SON agbi18 on page 36 Life Sciences braso E 98 sabha b 9FD 602Q Meatballs Around the World 9YG 621K Weather 101 DE inoal Every culture has its own version of meatballs Learn basic weather reading skills to aid the made with favorite meats and local spices. Learn to S gardener, hiker or outdoor enthusiast. Read weather make Haitian boulets, Mexican albondigas, chicken p maps, interpret cloud formations, understand our meatballs with greens and Asian meatballs with local climate and gain practical weather
s ... Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi . 19h white guy who Has never started or been on a podcast 12 384 6.7K del 100K
Justin Randall @imjustinrandall. 22h ... I am at the courthouse lol Read 11:59AM U bottoming 12:00 PM Justin Randall @imjustinrandall.r May 27 SHOULD I OPEN GRINDR IN THIS JURY DUTY SELECTION ROOM, Y/N 21 161 7.4K del 326K
Nate @thenatewolf.20h ... They hooked up tubes and sensors but the doctor still can't figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They wan't to hold me overnight and never let go 3 658 6.8K 81K
Heinz @Snowmannequin 18h yeah no worries man you just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath but otherwise it was a cool evening 20 2.7K 26K 399K
Meg @megannn_lynne . 19h ... no. i can't possibly have any good qualities. much more likely all my loved ones have stockholm syndrome 14 1.6K 9.9K 115K
Jenni @hashjenni 18h ... when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you 47 3.8K 52K del 900K
paige @BonerWizard 22h Letting my Indiana family know I'm about 4 anti-abortion billboards away from home 18 552 16K 262K
@ @lifeinchaos_. May 27 5 ... Pug room We're single not orphans Anna Marie @WTH_Anna0 . May 26 If you're single, who do you all have as your emergency ? 112 5.7K 40K 933K
madison @madisontayt_.22h ... one time at my old job a lady made a reservation and said she had a service dog. ok that's cool! but then when she showed up her service dog was, in fact, a stroller of pomeranians (at least 5) 33 240 12K 154K
G Alex Press @alexnpress 15h ... returning my cat because he's too long MAL MART anoqua Uozemy CAPITAL INTERNATIONAL MISSA BAMANA ROAT WIM cape 83 704 25K 326K
evil elly @laffodiI. 15h ... you learn a lot while laying on the floor 8 844 3.6K 43K
G ... hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge 16h how it feels to be drunk at Best Buy 36 222 3.6K 103K
G ... Sopranos World @SopranosWorld 15h Timothée Chalamet and Ben Stiller together at the Knicks game EAR- PORTUNITI efarm.com 67 688 11K del 597K
brian ... @brianonhere theres a woman i see on hinge whenever i'm single and on that app. every time around, she sends me a message, we make plans, she bails at the last minute, she deletes her , we see each other again months or years later, rinse, repeat. we're growing old together, in a way 4:45 PM May 27, 2025 1.6M Views 171 2.2K 91K 2.4K
jody @wnbagirlfriend . 2 20h if you don't tuck me in i'll kill myself 17 1.7K 12K

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