McDonald's
You gotta hand it to McDonald's: every item they sell tastes uniquely them. We've all been on the internet long enough to know “secret sauce” is always just some combination of ketchup, mayo, relish, and spices, and yet: no one does it like McDonald's. There's just something special about the golden arches, a special something that McDonald's has turned into a scented candle.
Sure, McDonald's coffee stirrers to snort cocaine. Because not only can ol' Ronald flip a burger…that clown can get down.
