Pizza
If you're not reading this with a slice of pizza in your hand, well, frankly, we've underestimated our audience. Order a pizza right now. Even if you're at work. Make it a leave the pineapple off the pizza, please.
pizza to Egyptian Pharaohs now. Sure, there's no evidence that anyone's actually doing that, but you can't tell us you wouldn't watch a stoner comedy where staff at the Pizza Hut discover Ramses II is a big Veggie Lovers guy.
