Religion

We don't know about you, but if there's one thing we need to find, it's religion. At least after that Vegas trip last weekend. Yep, we gotta get some sort of right with some sort of God, and fast. But which one?

Well, Cracked may not be known as studiously wise team of spiritual advisors, but we do know our crazy facts, and if religion's full of one thing, it's crazy facts. We can tell you all atheists must read this before continuing.