12 Odd Events, Discoveries and Revelations That Make a Strong Case for Hitting Snooze a Few More Times

A sword, a ceremonial stick and a hat that belonged to the big man himself are all going up for auction, the latter of which is expected to sell for around $900,000.

There’s a trendy new bar whose whole thing is that they don’t have ice, and the owner is being super weird about it: “Even though we work without ice, only use French spirits, and operate seasonally, none of that should matter to the guest. They shouldn’t need to know any of that to understand what’s happening or have a good time.”

Okay man, we’re sorry we asked.

An Albany news anchor opened up a segment by announcing that her cohost was about to give birth: “We do have some breaking news this morning. Literally. Olivia’s water has broke, and she is anchoring the news now in active labor.”

An outdoors app has made a list of the most crowded trails in the U.S.: Bryce Canyon’s Navajo Loop and Queens Garden Trail, Mount Rainier’s Skyline Loop, Arizona’s Devil’s Bridge, Utah’s Delicate Arch Trail and Montana’s Avalanche Lake.

A cargo ship traveling through a Norwegian fjord crashed into a man’s backyard after the crew literally fell asleep at the wheel. He was awakened by a neighbor frantically ringing his doorbell at 5:45 a.m. asking him, “Haven’t you seen the ship?!?!”

Fifty-five-year-old Kami Rita Sherpa just set the record with his 31st trip up and down the mountain.

A 29-year-old quit his job, dipped into his retirement funds and set sail from Oregon with his cat. He went viral along the way, and arrived in Hawaii to a crowd of cheering fans.

Four percent of all Americans are already taking new weight-loss drugs like Ozempic and Mounjaro, which is up 600 percent from 2019. Half of those take it for Type 2 diabetes, while the rest take it specifically for weight loss.

Sperm will die on dry external surfaces within minutes, but if they’re lucky enough to enter the female reproductive tract, they can sit around in a semi-dormant state for up to two weeks.

The bank will open 14 new extra-fancy branches in strategic areas that are only accessible if you’ve got $750k in their s. They already do business with half of America’s rich people, but they only hold 10 percent of their money.

Two cave explorers notified Mexico’s National Institute of Anthropology and History after discovering “trash” deep inside a cave, which turned out to be 14 artifacts from an under-documented civilization.

This site asks a series of questions about your taste in cinema, then recommends the same movie every time. It’s triggering to most humans, but especially the denizens of Film Twitter.