24 of People’s Craziest Fast Food Orders

‘Caesar salad without the dressing, but instead, a bunch of beef gravy’
24 of People’s Craziest Fast Food Orders

I sincerely believe that a fast-food order, especially one late at night, should be treated like it was given in a confessional booth. The person working the counter isn’t meant to judgment, but to merely serve as a conduit between me and my God. Knowing that for my sins of multiple Doritos Locos tacos, I will serve penance on the porcelain throne.

So, reading Reddit fast-food workers’ s of the craziest and weirdest orders they’ve ever received, I can’t help feeling like I’m invading someone’s privacy, prying open their diary while they’re distracted with the world’s weirdest hamburger

Still, some of the orders these current and past fast-food employees have to share? They deserve attention — if only for their glorious excess.

y0himba . 6mo ago My wife, who is now blind, worked at Burger King for 20 years. I relayed this to her and she said this: One guy offered me $50 to show him my boobies The meanest thing I ever did, was a lady ordered a salad, and she was being a real bitch, so I took her plasticware out of the bag so she couldn't eat it.
North-Significance33 . 6mo ago Soft serve cone with bacon. Except according to my manager, the (pre- cooked, pre-packaged, refrigerated) bacon had to be served hot (microwaved) So cone, soft serve, freshly microwaved bacon, more soft serve on top.
potdoobie 6mo ago | worked at Taco Bell in the 90s and they had the choco taco. This woman from Canada thought it was disgusting that we would sell a regular taco with chocolate on it. I had to try and explain to her (using my French 1 skills) that it was ice cream, not a real taco. She still walked away in disgust.
prairie_buyer 6mo ago | know this is mild, but I had a semi-regular customer who would order a bacon cheeseburger without the beef patty and bacon. They were paying a lot for a cheese, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
Ok_Spell_4165 . 6mo ago Crazy big: 200 Whoppers. Fortunately they wanted to be able to put it together themselves so we just had to cook the patties, give them a few racks of buns and sold them a tub of mayo, pickles, case of onions and bag of ketchup and about half our dinner prep for tomatoes.
Crazy weird/stupid: Had a couple of regulars that would order a hamburger with cheese and a cheeseburger no cheese. Had to be rung up that way, had to be wrapped and marked correctly. They refused to accept that a hamburger with cheese is the same as a cheeseburger.
FluffySpaceWaffle a 6mo ago At Burger King roughly 20 years ago, there was a regular. His order was always a double whopper with extra mayo and extra cheese, king size, with a Diet Coke with FOUR ice cubes. When handed his drink he would remove the top and count the ice cubes. Every time. Не was known as 4 ice cubes guy
zseblodongo 6mo ago Edited 6mo ago Worked at McDonald's right next to a Night club. It closed at 2am on Friday and Saturday, we closed at 3. It was an insane experience. Fully drunk people coming in in hordes, barely able to speak, not to mention order. The craziest order that stands out is a drunk guy ordering 2 20pcs nuggets and 9 sauces. We told him to try to eat 20 first, and once done order another 20 but he insisted. Не couldn't even finish the first box.
thorpie88 . 6mo ago There was a social media trend for a bit involving adding as many patties and cheese to a burger from Macca's. Biggest I did was 26 extra patties and cheese on a triple cheese and then 11 patties, cheese and bacon on a double quarter
Sad-Raise-754 . 6mo ago Worked at ВК through my teen years. Craziest was this buff guy that said he just got back from the gym and today was his cheat day. Ordered a chicken sandwich with an irresponsible amount of mayonnaise. My manager kept coming up to the counter to see if it was enough, the guy wasn't satisfied until there was a layer an inch thick. Nicest guy in the world
RecipeAsleep7087 6mo ago I worked at a Moe's (think Qdoba) in highschool. Imagine the most stereotypically offensive skinny pimp and large ho you can, they walked in on a slow night. Guy started ordering a steak burrito, and then continued to add every possible add-on times 2 or 3 he could. Every step of the way I kept interjecting, sir that will cost extra. All good my man, he kept telling me I treat my bitches right, load that burrito up! Ok dude, whatever.
04909 Ryolu35603 . 6mo ago Back when I worked pizza in the Midwest we had one lady who'd always order the seafood pizza with no sauce. Just dry crust with anchovies, imitation crab and frozen shrimp covered in mozz.
6mo ago RedditVince My ex-GF worked at McD's, one day a guy comes in and hands her a credit card and says feed the homeless all day. GF didn't know what to do so called the manager. Manager verified guys ID and they agreed to pre-authed the card for $5k Seems the dude went around town saying there was free meals at the new McD's to all the homeless. GF left work about 6 hrs later and the tab was already $1200. No idea the final tab and she never saw the guy again.
NS_Hfx 6mo ago Not at all recent - I worked at Wendy's in the late 90s. There was an off-menu burger called the Grand Slam (four 1/4 pound patties). They also used to have their version of super size, called Biggie for fries and drinks. Late one Saturday night, while | was working the drive-thru, we had a guy order a fully loaded, cheese and bacon added, DOUBLE Grand Slam (two pounds of beef), along with a Biggie fries and a Biggie Frosty! I can't even think of the fat and calories that this meal must have had.
mermaidbae 6mo ago Tim Hortons - someone ordered a Gretzky... that's a coffe with 9 cream and 9 sugars
CoupleTechnical6795 . 6mo ago | work at that coffee chain. The craziest for us is when people get angry because their weird customized drink doesn't look identical to the one on tik tok. I had a teenage girl yell at me because I didn't have the exact right number of dried dragon fruit pieces on top of her monstrosity.
Skullboyproduction 6mo ago Was once a Starbucks barista. If you don't know, the refreshers are a juice concentrate that is watered down with either water or lemonade because they are very sweet. We had a regular who would order a Trenta berry refresher, 16 PUMPS OF SIMPLE SYRUP, 16 SCOOPS OF BERRIES, NO WATER, NO ICE. I struggled one time to not make a face when she bitched that her drink didn't have enough berries in it.
 . 6mo ago Look, can't you just ring me for 50€ worth of patties? I don't need the rest. And bless him, he sat down and began eating his plain patties, without even ketchup. Не managed maybe 5 or 6, the rest he took to go.
taintmaster900 6mo ago One large black coffee, 20 sugars.
Goose21995 6mo ago The coffee people drink on a daily basis. When | tell you they get a XL cup that is 89% cream and HALF sugar, I'm not being hyperbolic. I am genuinely concerned. 10 and 10 in a small or med is INSANE and sometimes I would show people the cup before pouring in coffee and it would make them change thier orders permantly bc it's easy to just throw numbers out when people ask how much cream and sugar, but it's hard to picture how much is exactly in there.
FreePOTATOES . 6mo ago While i was working my first job at McDonald's, someone ordered from the drive thru a double quarter-pounder with cheese, but with 14 additional patties. We had to build it in a happy meal box to fit in into a container.
Glittering_Sign_8906 . 6mo ago Caesar salad without the dressing, but instead, a bunch of beef gravy.
howdoiedditlol 6mo ago One of the wildest orders I ever took was from a customer who wanted a burger with every topping imaginable: pickles, jalapeños, onions, you name it. But they didn't stop there! They asked for a slice of cake on top, a handful of gummy bears, and a drizzle of chocolate syrup. To top it off, they wanted nachos smothered in whipped cream and a soda mixed with every flavor we had, all served in a giant pizza box for a food challenge with friends. When we finally put it together, it was a towering mess that left
NativeMasshole 6mo ago Is pizza close enough to fast food? We had a customer who wanted their pizza burnt. It had to make two full es through the oven to meet their standards. This thing was about as close to setting off the fire alarm as I've seen in a professional kitchen. I couldn't even imagine how dry it would be to bite into. It must have been like chomping on a giant Nature Valley granola bar.

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