30 Wild Secrets People Have Been Keeping for Very A Long Time

‘I used to put nair in my mothers husbands conditioner’
30 Wild Secrets People Have Been Keeping for Very A Long Time

Everyone — from your cheating ex-boyfriend to your skeleton in one Redditor’s closet has a very precise measurement: an $8,000 price tag. 

After discovering that the $500 gift card they received from their employer continued to work long after hitting its limit, they continued to take advantage of this free money glitch. They ultimately spent 16x its original amount before chopping up the card and continuing on like nothing ever happened. 

This secret spender is one of many Redditors keeping something under wraps. They got together to divulge the dirty little secrets they’ve been keeping for a long time, including a country club prankster and a real ball-scratcher.

busted_toenail . 1mo ago This girl bullied the hell out of me at school so i stole her phone and flushed it down the toilet. This was pre iphone era 3K Reply ... + More replies
BrokenKiwi 1mo ago Once upon a time the company I worked for gave me a like $500 gift credit card. Its kept allowing me to purchase items with it even once it was over its $500 limit. I ended up spending $8000 on it before I cut it up. Nothing else ever came of it. 16K Reply ...
Brief_Guess_1243 . 1mo ago My house was in foreclosure when covid hit. The only thing that saved me was they pretty much made foreclosures illegal. Since I work at a grocery store I was able to work a ton of hours and get caught up. there was nothing else to do. It totally turned my life around. I feel bad because it was a horrible time of suffering for so many but it worked out pretty good for me. 4.1K Reply ...
woahwoahwoahman 1mo ago My dads truck didn't randomly break down, forcing him to buy a new one; I mistakenly put diesel in it because I thought all trucks took diesel. 3K Reply ... + More replies
Green_Sprout . 1mo ago I didn't cheat on my ex, I just let her believe it so she would get out of my life quicker and take her scummy circle of friends with her. 15K Reply ... + More replies
will_write_for_tacos . 1mo ago I was the one who wrote the dirty word on the mirror in high school. They had a whole ass witch hunt trying to figure out who did it. The teachers threatened people, they questioned us, they went through our bags to find the offending lipstick. It was me the whole time. 8.8K Reply ...
SouplsForWinners 1mo ago A buddy noticed I was having a bad time at a party so we went streaking. We held onto our underwear in case as was always the rule. As we ran by the Catholic Highschool, to cheer me up he ran his underwear up the flagpole. It was there for at least 2 weeks. There was a big to do to find the persons involved. 2.8K Reply ...
Equivalent_Tiger_7 . 1mo ago I was the one doing the meowing over the main broadcast system at work. 2.1K Reply ... + More replies
purrcthrowa 1mo ago I partially melted a wax seal from the Elizabethan era (around 1580). I was tasked with photographing it when I was in the school photography club, and used a powerful lamp which got a bit too close. Luckily I didn't do too much damage to it, but I did melt a small part at the bottom. 3.5K Reply ... + More replies
JPautofab . 1mo ago It was I who hoisted the naked mannequin on the high school flag pole. 2.4K Reply ... + More replies
Vergil977 . 1mo ago The kitchen hanging light was not broken by one of the monkeys that used to cause trouble in the apartment complex. It was 15 year old me doing cool moves with the mop stick. 425 Reply ... + More replies
blondelovestar 1mo ago In 7th grade, I wrote love letters to myself and pretended I had a secret irer. The class went crazy trying to figure out who it was. Even the teachers got invested! 749 Reply ... + More replies
Bayonettea . 1mo ago I was the one who clogged the toilet at the sleepover back in high school. No one knew who it was, and the other 5 girls were blaming each other for it while I sat watching tv 2.6K Reply ... + More replies
TheSluttySecretary 1mo ago I was the girl who was having sex with a guy on the theatre stage back in high school. The lights were very dim so you couldn't make out our faces. The theatre director walked in, saw us and we ran off. Не then gave us all a lecture in class. Didn't ask the perps to come forward but to just never do it again. That news spread around the school like wildfire and surprisingly the guy never bragged to any of his friends. I certainly never told anyone. No one ever found out it was us.
ohthatirishgirl . 1mo ago When my ex's wife is being a bad coparent or petty, I sign her up for spam emails or political emails from the opposite party. 655 Reply ... + More replies
-C-R-I-S-P- 1mo ago So at a workplace I made a large deposit in the toilet which initially didn't flush properly. After a few tries it disappeared but the water drained kinda slow. Still, I feel it was likely gone, but slightly worried. The next dude to use the toilet clogged it. I'm certain it was because mine was trapped in the S bend, blocking the way. Не went to the hardware store to get gear to unclog it, much to his embarrassment of the whole office knowing. It had to be my fault. I never said a thing. 675 Reply
ijswizzlei . 1mo ago I use a soft hair brush to scratch my balls. (10/10) 1K Reply ... + More replies
semisoftwerewolf 1mo ago My wife and I make spicy content. Nobody in real life knows we post it online. It's our way of being kinky at 40! 242 Reply ... + More replies
neutrallywarm 1mo ago I used to put nair in my mothers husbands conditioner. Не was quite abusive towards me a lot as a child (mostly since I'm gay) & I obviously couldn't fight back as a literal child. Не was already starting to bald but still had a little fro so I'd put small amounts of my moms nair in his conditioner over the course of a few months to make him think he was balding faster. I actually think I spoke about this before on Reddit haha. 215 Reply ...
HairyMall1573 1mo ago when I was walking back to my desk in first grade, I noticed Natalie blowing kisses at the back of David's head, and she panicked when I saw her and at recess she approached me and buddied up to me so that I might not tell. I wasn't going to tell either way and her friendship was cherished over the next five years, and I adored her! Jokes on you!!!!!! 212 Reply ...
AromaticAccess7062 1mo ago In high school this guy broke up with our friend and in revenge we tp'd his house 3 times in the same week. His mom told him he'd obviously done something since they were targeting the house that aggressively and made him clean it up himself every time. Не approached me very stressed and asked if I knew anything about it. I told him no, and I was sorry he was so stressed. Не left by saying, you're so innocent I figured you wouldn't know who was doing this. Sir, I drove the girls over in my
OutrageousLuck9999 . 1mo ago I would place saran wrap on the toilets under the lids in the country club I worked in. You would hear the pretentious rich fucks yell out loud as the crap stuck to their cheeks when using the stalls. 132 Reply ... + More replies
Decent_Culture7135 1mo ago Many professional voice actors for adult content-like hentai or erotic audiobooks- also work on completely family-friendly media, including cartoons, commercials, and even educational material. I just use different names and I was one of them in my country 133 Reply ... + More replies
Affectionate-Memory4 1mo ago My wife is blind. I have been writing her little love letters and notes as long as we've lived together. I'm careful not to press the pen in hard enough to leave anything indented. She'll never know, but I have to write it down sometimes so I can tell her while we're not together. 104 Reply ... + More replies
Sad_Commission8594 1mo ago I started hormonal medication and developed a crush on my ex's dad who is twice my age. I'm sure the dad knows this and sometimes he flirts back, but we've never let it go anywhere. 96 Reply ... + More replies
bbpepromoter . 1mo ago I taught all of cats I've seen at friends places to blink with one eye 94 Reply ... + More replies
davermz450 1mo ago I went out in the woods to ride dirt bikes with friends. Showed up early and natured called. I didn't have TP, only some socks so I used two socks to wipe. It wasn't a friendly shit. My buddy shows up, picks up the sock, and says  god damn people keep leaving trash out here! I never said anything. Sorry Ed 92 Reply ...
A012A012 1mo ago Back in school and journalism class.We had to read two poems to the class from two different authors. I read one actual poem from Frost, but the second poem was one of mine that I claimed was Ferlinghetti's. I got an A and it encouraged me to pursue my own writing. 71 Reply ... + More replies
AdhesivenessCivil581 1mo ago My husband , when he was a child, used his fathers toothbrush to clean his pet turtle. His father lived a great life and died without ever knowing that this happened. Thank God he can get it off his chest now. 55 Reply ... + More replies
Gogglesed . 1mo ago Fifth grade. Computer room. I realized that I was sitting at an  computer, fully logged in. I deleted a stupid educational program that we all hated using from the network. Someone across the room asked the teacher what happened to the program. They didn't know. Never had to use that program again. 3.3K Reply ...

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