35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, June 11, 2025

‘Polyethylene is a beautiful name for a girl’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Charlie Day would rather swallow burning hot chicken wings than it that some It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia gags haven’t aged well. 

During the Glenn Howerton. “I will take on whatever hot sauce thing I gotta do.” 

Surely against Day’s wishes, five Always Sunny episodes have been he explained, describing the episode as “a gorgeous opportunity to show sides of these characters that we don’t get to show on ABC or on network TV.”

These tweets, however, are rated F for funny, with the most hilarious including those about the sluttiest thing a man can do, the best way to say your car got towed and what to do if there’s a goblin in your home.

stoned cold fox @roastmalone_. 11h ... grok is this true? grok am I original? grok am I the only one? grok am I sexual? 18 1K 11K 125K
kevin @kevin_fm.1 18h S ... This is actually so fucking funny Helen Hunt @HelenHunt Just recorded a devastating death scene. Expecting a nomination. 3:28 PM 4/13/11 Twitter for BlackBerry® 261 Retweets 1,124 Likes 18 470 10K 390K
Clementine (clem harringto... @clemm19... 18h ... The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you. 98 2.7K 27K 592K
no context memes @weirddalle . 20h S ... (He)adache (Men)ace C(he)ater (Men)tally III Inhu(man)e X 1,193 comments 4078464316342 SI(she)ut who(her)re 14h Reply 260 Mia Good lord 12h Reply 1,642 View 180 replies 3.7K 119 84K 811K
des 3: @desdotjs 11h (with absolutely No tonal inflection) that is hilarious 5 309 1.9K 21K
trash jones @jzux . 15h ... they better fix this soon. i'm a surgeon and this patient is bleeding out in front of me CNBC @CNBC 22h CNBC ChatGPT is down for some s cnbc.com/2025/06/10/cha... 10 141 3.8K 99K
kev joon @never_oppressed 13h ... They're doing Iran before the Islamic Revolution to Los Angeles now Imao Jessica @RealJessica05 - Jun 9 Los Angeles in 1951-before mass migration. Vivid History GENERAL AMERICA Fritos WAYER restion MILE STREET 12:09 2 3.4K 45K del 719K
hero @1thousandfaces_ . 1 18h 22 is newborn. not even alive and blinking yet. 27 is impossibly ancient. wizened. 29 is beyond the scope of age as we can currently comprehend it, far past it even being over. but 35 is a teenager 33 795 11K 190K
PopCulture @notgwendalupe 15h ... i lowkey get her now 11 3.1K 23K del 343K
Frostmonaut Emmarcus... @CosmonautMar... 17h s ... Contender for best post of all time idc BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS Jun 10 Slazzer @slaz_is_here go go gadget bullet proof head Scooby Doo @ScoobyD00Snacks - 1d Gun to your head. What are your last words 6:07 PM 2/6/21 Twitter Web App 17 1K 24K del 370K
Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse 21h ... This is what I was talking about all those times I said Eliza Dushku could fix me slayer dreams ) @slayerxvampire - _ Jun 9 Congratulations to 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' alum Eliza Dushku who graduated with a Master's Degree in Clinical Mental Health Counseling: 'Feels Like a Deep Calling Realized' people.com/eliza-dushku-g... 7 106K 195 2.9K
derek guy @dieworkwear 8h ... first time Al has made me laugh wait un... @2ds... Jun 8 S ... abbycartridges USING AI AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS STILL USING Al USING Al AS A JOKE IS 309 6.6K 37K d 2.9M Alex @Neurokrat Jun 9 @grok type
Talia Jane @taliaotg . - 11h Earlier at the rally a couple started talking to a man about communism, asked about his job. Не said electrical work. They said they were looking for an electrician to cut the electricity at police stations. Не told them that sounded like something feds would say. They froze. 1 1.2K 19K 237K
G ... Harben Danger Fan @Leftist_Tj420.22h I should text her DaVinci @BiancoDavinci Jun 9 Hotel Bristol Palace, Centro Est, Italy 3 59 2K del 34K
hannah jones @hannahjonescool - 1 17h A lot of white women have stories of being almost kidnapped or something of the sort and like.... Baby that's a story of a time you got really scared and nothing happened. 2 34 1.2K 20K
mk @handslikevapor - 20h ... referring to the drunk instagram stories i delete the next day as 'lost media' 336 4.4K 48K
alfie @alfienxo. 17h ... sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time 11 4.4K 23K 311K
oatmeal influencer @acechhh . 1 12h ... I took my nephew to the aquarium tonight and while he was petting a stingray he yelled it feels like ham! 28 623 14K 157K
multitude container @lllliatttt.15h ... cause of death: extremely kind juice bar owner forced me to chug half my ice-cold smoothie in front of him so he could pour in the extra he'd made 4 15 1.4K dJ 10K
Pierre @Pierrepilleds 18h G ... Me after using ChatGPT to  the bar exam and getting my first client sentenced to death for a parking ticket + 58.5K 579 15 685 10K 130K
tara @proletarat .2 21h ... Stamps are so fun. This sticker proves I paid what is owed. Deliver my letter 5 313 8.3K 68K
Jebidiah Luvsthem You... @bullmarket_gu... 15h ... New to this whole girlfriend thing. How am I doing? Today 7:21PM Why are you acting like a bitch Are you on your period? Delivered 168 1.2K 46K del 1.5M
21. @Big_tagg 21h ... That so we done? be saving the relationship every time 374 6K 63K 2.3M
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer . 23h ... Thanks google there is a goblin in my house wha X Al Mode All Videos Short videos Images Foru Al Overview If a goblin is in your house, the first step is to remain calm and assess the situation. If you're comfortable doing so, you can try to communicate with the goblin, perhaps offering it a piece of food or asking it what it needs. If that doesn't work, you may need to take more decisive action, such as setting a trap or using a banishment ritual, depending on your personal beliefs. If the goblin
liz luthen's #1 fan @holocron12. 16h ... i asked gr*k i asked ch*tgpt well i asked с3ро who's fluent in over 6 million forms of communication 23 2.5K 20K del 211K
sugarplum failure @probablyalissa . 21h - Polyethylene is a beautiful name for a baby girl 38 573 6.4K del 79K
Soul @TrueSoul_ 22h ... i i am better off as a concept 4:49 PM Dec 30, 2024 766.3K Views @Natash_xoxo 22h Post pictures of yourself you are not a Ghost! 27 4.9K 19K del 709K
Lover of Knights @LoverofKnights 19h ... I asked chatgpt I asked grok bro I asked an ancient dragon who talks to me in riddles we're not the same 118 9.8K 87K del 923K
Kyle @KylePlantEmoji . 22h ... Crazy that the name Gary isn't short for something. Surely their real name is Garold or something. 90 568 13K del 150K
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa . 17h ... my dentist said my teeth are unique. i asked if that meant haunted. he didn't say no 7 91 1.9K del 19K
lesbian wife guy @verysmallriver 21h ... casually mentioning my wife in conversation goes absolutely crazy. you guys have GOT to try this 11 474 8.1K del 103K
@000000.20h O ... III Google x should i abuse substances All News Videos Shopping Images Maps yesssss 19 4.9K 37K 465K
Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin 16h ... sorry im late, my car.. got arrested 250 4.4K 32K
G ... patshepherd @pat_van_zandt ... rated @imyrated21h S ... bein 28 in 2017 is crazy Bon @rizznogame 6/9/24 me when i was 28 asking people nicki or cardi? at work back in 2017 80 951 16K 366K j Follow @grewwwsum we should just die Being any age is wild 12:49 PM Jun 10, 2025 1.2M Views
lesbian wife guy @verysmallriver . 1 12h ... when i was a child i assumed those who ate annie's white cheddar shells instead of kraft mac and cheese came from unimaginable wealth 24 922 17K 196K

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