The 34 Most Unintentionally Creepy Things People Have Said
Nursing a sick pet back to health is no easy task, but cleaning up puke and footing a hefty vet bill was just the start of one Redditor’s humiliation.
Tasked with keeping an eye on their dog’s temperature, they headed over to their local Walgreens in pursuit of a rectal thermometer and Vaseline, a lubricant used by many vets in order to minimize discomfort. When they realized that their location was out of petroleum jelly, they decided to buy the next best thing: a bottle of lube. “I stopped an employee to ask if that lube is safe for dogs,” they recalled of their very poorly-worded question. “Oh, the look of horror that she gave me.”
Plenty of other Redditors have ed the times they accidentally made things real creepy, real fast, the wildest stories of which involve a cannibalistic compliment, commenting on a UPS customer’s “huge package” and a question about a big tip.
