35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 30, 2025

‘Two intelligent ladies telling each other ‘indubitably’’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 30, 2025

Jenna Fischer isn’t falling for the propaganda that The Office got worse after Steve Carell’s departure.

The actress recently opened up about filming The Office sans Fischer explained during a recent appearance on Dana Carvey and David Spade’s Fly on the Wall podcast

As Fischer celebrates The Office’s most underrated installments, worse than its predecessors. “Too much money is no good,” Chan explained to his lap-full of dogs during BuzzFeed’s “Puppy Interview” series. 

There may be such a thing as too much money, but there’s no cap on fire tweets. The funniest from today include those about a visit to “the penguinverse,” our notable lack of 9/11 smut and Belle Delphine’s Oppenheimer moment.

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff 18h ... the penguin: into the penguinverse V Variety @Variety.19h Replying to @Variety Danny DeVito & Colin Farrell 47 5.6K 76K del 1.7M
TIMELINE @ANEWTLINE 18h 0 ... spend a day in 2001!+ -an interactive thread- XOXO @beauxartes May 27 spend a day in 2020!+ J -an interactive thread- 95 1.9K 26K 569K
funkytrax @traxfunky 13h G ... i swear to fuck that zebra from madagascar is trapped inside my door im sick of people calling me crazy for it 135 5.7K 85K 686K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 May 29 ... one hit from the lego pen and... (400 LEGO ZAZA Cart Ages: 4-20 a 19 2.1K 33K del 961K
krill @anthraxp1mp . 1 17h I am only Ran Through by my loving wife 10 1.2K 11K 226K
@greg16676935420. 15h G greg ... The Sydney Sweeney effect Can you eat soap Search term United States, Past 7 days Interest over time : 100 75 50 25 May 22 at 5:... May 26 at 1:00 AM May... @PopBase.2 23h Pop Base Sydney Sweeney is selling 5,000 bars of soap that contain drops of her own SYDNE bathwater, in collaboration with Dr. Squatch. 167 402 14K del 1.1M
Eugene @eugeneh84 6h ... My limited knowledge of French people is that they love smoking tabs and they love rioting, so this isn't going to end well. BRICS BRICS News NEWS @BRICSinfo . 18h Commentary  JUST IN:  to ban smoking outdoors at most places, including beaches, parks, and near schools. 38 1.5K 35K del 1.3M
Lord of the TORBs @littlemisstfc . 19h ... DAMN, THEY MADE HIM SLUTTY!!! GOOD!!!!!! soft-touc comfort paw med HAVE YOU SEEN ANY ABOMINATIONS IN THE VICINITY? DD DII F9 on F8 45 1.2K 20K 225K
G ... jay @yajwokeup.1 16h + People in Ancient Rome Jar ordering 5 beers 515.7K ... 916 18 165 83K 6.4K
brandon* @brndxix . 22h ... belle delphine is oppenheimer Pop Base @PopBase 23h Sydney Sweeney is selling 5,000 bars of soap that contain drops of her own bathwater, in collaboration with Dr. Squatch. Squatch MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION SYDNEY'S BATHWATER BLISS SYDNEY'S BATH WATER MEDIUM GRIT NET WT 5 OZ (M4 g) 39 1.4K 56K 1.2M
Vince Mancini @VinceMancini 17h ... (*rasping*) put them in my van VF VANITY FAIR @VanityFair 17h RFK Jr. wants to save hundreds of Canadian ostriches that have likely been infected with bird flu. vanityfair.com/news/story/rfk... 26 1.2K 23K del 904K
Sam @bbladdict . 15h G ... any day now... Pig > Lifespan 15-20 years @PopBase. 16h Pop Base Peppa Pig turns 21. 288 11K 191K 4.2M
aidan @AidansMovieCam 16h ... Не performed the miracle over the Mojave is what he did. he bravely saved 150 lives that day, and in this house Nathan Fielder is a HERO 12 1.3K 19K del 398K
Geoff Wilt @geoffwilt . 23h O ... books I'm taking on my 2.5 day-long trip to the beach David Bellos Jacques Tati HARVILL TIEPOLO PINK ROBERTO CALASSO DE TOY FABELS | I OS RABELAIS Gerganius and Pantagruel S Be Cape DEAD MANY ROADS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE GRATEFUL DEATH ON THE McCARTHY SUTTRE E CELINE INSTALLMENT PLAN NDP330 RICHIE OZU Cal 342 THE OBSCENE José BIRD OF NIGHT QUINTET DURRELL Donoso LAWRENCE THE AVIGNON JUITER THE SHAPE OF A CITY EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT LACAN Edited by BUS WERE AFRAID TO ASK HITCHCOCKI SLAVOJ ZIZEK EASY RIDERS, RAGING BULLS Defense
pestle @pestleee . 23h her smile her laugh bro her offshore mining operations 7 783 7.9K 102K
s ... boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker 18h just ate chicken eggs and yogurt all in the same meal Chris 21 i University of California, Irvine 3 miles away 142K 17 517 11K
G defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrl . 18h ... everything reminds me of her VALUED NATURALS Quality you can see...and taste! VALUE NATU US 5 248 4K 66K
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel. 12h ... I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot and the air conditioning went out. 32 744 16K 194K
Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY.22h last night we let the black mold talk 7 989 7.1K 91K
deep salt water @mollywidstrom - 20h ... put a cop in it 29 426 15K del 173K
Sentient Girl @marg0tenenbaum . 23h ... I'd look for you in my story views in any lifetime 12 993 5.9K 93K
cheyenne OK @evilvillain1231 - 16h G ... My white shirt has these yellow stains that probably make me look like a mustard-marked slob but theyre actually from screenprinting ink from the printmaking class i took last summer. If people just got to know me first they'd realize theres so much more to me than meets the eye 38 534 123K 13K
:( @itsoverkitten 15h ... Two intelligent ladies telling each other indubitably 17 1.2K 9.5K 130K
wissal L. @farnnesse.2 22h ... *flirting* If you were a soup you'd be broth with little dumplings floating in it btw 10 643 5.2K 85K
james @futtywap 23h ... PLEASE HELP: my grandpa got into my stash of Sydney's Bathwater Bliss bars Pop Base @PopBase.23h Sydney Sweeney is selling 5,000 bars of soap that contain drops of her own bathwater, in collaboration with Dr. Squatch. 66 925 26K du 2.9M
Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings . 23h ... I invented this thing called mental health mango where you eat mango to improve your mental health 22 603 5.8K 78K
the heart @Fredward3948576. 12h ... Telling me beer is liquid bread like it's a bad thing, bread in a can brother pour me a slice, bring over the peanut butter. let's drop a toaster into the bathtub I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that out loud. No I'm fine, really. Also here are my most cherished items 15 1.2K 13K 164K
mau @rllydu . 16h ... the lion does not concern himself at all. the lion is depressed 19 3.3K 18K 209K
@jayythewave May 29 jay ... this mf got that Hear-ye Hear-ye 8 @offdxan May 29 always got it on me 610 5.4K 70K del 3.8M
layla @laylology 18h ... Unmuting the mic to say yaaaaay and then going back on mute >>> 388 3.7K 40K
no context memes @weirddalle . : 3h ... My social media s: 225 comments X Harry H. I have the  123123ali everywhere 1h Reply Harry H. Не wasn't lying 27m Reply 28 1.4K 41K del 343K
mor G @moristiko May 28 ... how it feels when the whole highway going 25 over together 3.3K 48K 19 del 739K
Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook 18h ... That is a weirdly low number if I'm being honest Images That Make You Feel... @ManM... May 29 Rule#34 : ff it exists there is porn of it. If not, start ing. Posts Comments Forum My  9/ 9/11 (22) Serving 8,800,066 posts - Running Gelbooru Beta 0.2 102 1.8K 80K del 1.3M
G (emma) @emmanationxoxo 15h ... I guess I should have known black bird with red wing All Videos Forums Short videos Images - Red-winged blackbirds Bird Overview Characteristics Sounds Lower с the birds of abaco 52 1K 18K 229K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 18h ... YORA NEW MYSTER SHAC can you cover it? yeah sure just let me check my wallet 32 2.7K 36K 462K

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