32 Toys and Games That Aren’t for the Faint of Heart

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32 Toys and Games That Aren’t for the Faint of Heart

Any youngins out there who luckily haven’t come across these toys or games in real life will probably just roll their eyes and shake their heads at them. Any slightly older readers who may have actually had these in their homes will either think, “Wow, what were we thinking,” or possibly even run screaming for the hills.

Apologies for any unpleasant memories in advance.

Battlestar Galactica Missiles

THE MISSILES LAUNCHED BY THIS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA TOY ACTUALLY PROVED DEADLY TO KIDS. The launcher caused ripped intestines, eye injuries, and one death when a missile lodged in a child's esophagus. They were recalled in 1979. SCARAB CRACKED.COM http://resources.lawinfo.com/personal-injury/products-liability/

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Megatron Gun

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE ROBS A 7-ELEVEN WITH MEGATRON CRACKED.COM

Wacky Wild West Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In 1992 we saw our fun loving pal Michelangelo turn into an angry mexican stereotype. In an effort to pack even more racism into the Wacky Wild West line, Playmates included Chief Leo. CRACKED.COM

Puppy Surprise

PUPPY SURPRISE teaching the wonders of dog whelping! 'How many puppies are there inside? There could be 3! Or 4! Or 5!?' GRACKED.COM

T-1000

The T-1000 in Terminator 2 could change into any person or shape he wanted to. Не had countless cool scenes in the movie, and tons of posibilities for toys. So what exciting feature did they decide to give the very first T-1000 action figure?! A spring loaded ass that launched above his head of course. CRACKED.COM

Mall Madness

GRAGKED.COM Max Out Your Credit! Get Unlimited $ from the ATM! Spend! Spend! Spend! NESS MB ELECTRONIC - MALL MADNESS THE TALKING SHOPPING SPREE GAME I - I I I Sale in the EAST MONEY SALE Spend the Most & WIN! Teach M Your Kids - - - - - - when AU - - - - - FINANCIAL IRRESPONSIBILITY!

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32 Toys and Games That Aren’t for the Faint of Heart

Food Fighters

Well, GI Joe is We need an selling like idea for a hotcakes... new toy! GIJOE + FOOD FIGHTERS CRACKED.COM

Roller Barbie

CRACKED.COM $10 RÉBATE Rollerblade Barbie had skates that light up... Barbie Rollerblade Skates flicker'a Bash! Because they were basically lighters.

Spanish Barbie

Collected Olé! Fun: Reinforcing Ethnic Stereotypes SPANISH While Glamorizing Barbie Animal Cruelty. 20 MINI DONOR FOR - CRACKED COM esmain

Crash Test Dummies

HI KIDS! WE'RE VINCE AND LARRY, THE CRASH DUMMIES. - LIBRY COME WITH US AS WE TEACH YOU ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFETY BELTS, AND... --DEAR GOD! I'VE KILLED THIS CAT AND DOG! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! TITU CRACKED.COM

Playmobil Bank and Safe Playset

GRAGKED.COM playmobil bank and safe playset bust open the VOT ATM with the CITY ACTION 2219 screwdriver playmobil goodhold 246 DE MARI LIT UIS 4-10 5177 126pc or go full blown Patty Hearst with included gun

Crocodile Dentist

GRACKED.COM - This is the new version CROCODIS of SAMPLE - DAMING DENTISTRY WHAT DID IT Look LIKE BEFORE? I feed on the Thumbs of Children

Boglins

CRACKED.COM FORAGES 5 & OVER BOGLINS OUTRAGEOUS CREATURES THAT COME ALIVE IN YOUR HANDS! Flesh-like texture Eyes that move Looks like aborted troll fetus ONLY! DON'T POKE WARE: GERSTHROUGH BARS! 20 years of nightmares NDLE THROUGH BOTTO MATTEL DWORK

The Breast Milk Baby

- Date H The I US weight driped No - the Inportance deri I The I W - Chocolate - I by labor's - - 2 The in in - Pater ب and - 1 Chup - to - - Chup The - - - - - - Chup the - Party - The 2 The Breas Breast 3 Milk Dil Milk Baby. Bluuurp سيسة The first breastfeeding doll Hip.hip Begian - La première poupée nourria ou sein Die erste Puppe zum stillen De cerete borstvoedingspop 1 Just Like Mommy!* Now your infant daughter can experience what it's like to make every adult

Buzz Lightyear Sippy Cup

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Wonder Woman Safety Scissors

GRAGKED.COM WONDER WOMAN SAFETY SCISSORS

Microbe Plushies

GRAGKED.COM LET THE KIDS CUDDLE UP WITH ADORABLE PLUSH VERSIONS OF MAGNIFIED MICROBRES, SUCH AS... Gonorrheal Ebola! Athlete's Foot! Stomach Achel Е. Coli! Necrotising Faciitis! Giardial Sebum! (Flesh Eating Disease) (Pimples) Lice! Salmonellal Mad Cow! Common Polio! Syphillis! Bed Bugs! Cold! HIV/AIDS! Tuberculosis! Hepatitis! Black Death!

Musical Jolly Chimp

CRACKED GOM YOUR CHILDREN WON'T FEEL BATTERY OPERATED MULTI ACTIONS AFRAID ANYMORE. IN FACT... MUSICAL JOLLY CHIM MUSICAL HOLY S**T! JOLLY CHIMP! ...THEY WON'T FEEL ANYTHING. NEVERMORE.

Panzer IV Construction Playset

Nazi Happy Nazis Tank Discovery AGES 6+ KIDS + 18 over 160 PIECES Panzer IV CONSTRUCTION PLAYSET WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. CRACKED.COM WOLLD сдерван - your

Kaba-Kick Russian Roulette

KABA KICK! SAMER /٣ + ZER F 7 !!! it byt-! ! PÖKK! by 79H azeru.... !! L ВЛАЗЕРИ... TO ХИЦИ 302424 DO -- 985 adidas - Kaba-Kick Russian Roulette! All the fun of Russian Roulette without all the pesky fatalities! CRACKED.COM

Pez Gun

A toy gun that shoots delicious Pez candies? 98 98 fun to eat fun to shoot Ready- Aim- Fire! PEZ SHOOTER DISPENSER SEE BACK FOR EXCITING TARGET GAME ANY BASTEN REZ P D E2 P E2 B E 2 I PE2 - MAIN What could possibly go wrong? CRACKED COM

The E.T. Finger Light

CRACKED.COM No 4111 The E.T. E.T. Finger Light/ Finger Finger Light Glows When Pressed Ages 4 and Okey Helping BATTERY INCOUDED kids have fun in the dark

Wolverine Blow-Up Squeaky Hammer

FL TM This is the end of the handle of a Wolverine blow-up squeaky hammer, fully licensed by Marvel. AS you can see, the blow valve was placed in an interesting spot... CRACKED.COM

Poop Plushies

These cuddly plush toys hail from Sweden, where their names are Kiss & Bajs. Pee&Poo - - PholtPope :-Tretorn And just in case anthropomorphized urine & feces isn't enough fun for your children... ...the company also makes this underwear. CRACKED.COM

Mickey Mouse Bag Clips

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Preggo Barbie

Hey Kids! It's Midge and Baby from the Barbie line! CENSORED Creepy In utero fetus included Made - - - Does the fun ever start?! GRACKED COM MATTEL

Pinky Lee Medicine Chest

PINKY LEE MEDICINE CHEST BAND-AD - - IVORY. Pinky Lee TOY medicine CHORAGNED.COM THE GOOD HABIT TOY Learn Pinky Lee's secret shames, then refill all the good prescriptions.

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Teletubbies

A toy of the Teletubby Po was recalled in the late 90s for calling kids a homophobic slur and telling them to bite my butt. CRACKED.COM The head of the distri- bution company said the voice is a Can- tonese woman saying 'faster, faster' and 'slower, slower'.

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‘Toy’ Stoves

Early toy 1910 stoves used open flames and real fuel. Today's electric toy stove. CRACKEDCON

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