34 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 27, 2025

‘Sisyphus be like ‘I’m getting my steps in’’
34 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Shane Gillis finally has someone to blame for his awful and argued that pop-music fans — not his date rape jokes or ittedly racist punchlines — led to his live TV disaster. “Tate McRae was the musical guest, so the audience was like 20-year-old chicks just in the front, and I’m up there talking about Shelby Foote and Ken Burns and the Civil War. They had no idea — just some ogre walked out on the stage and started talking about Shelby Foote,” Gillis claimed. 

Being obtuse may come naturally to Gillis, but it’s not Glenn Howerton’s forte. the “naive and slightly oblivious” role of Ethan Corbin III in Netflix’s new dark comedy, Sirens“I sort of pride myself on being the exact opposite of that in the real world,” he explained, noting that he’s nothing like his on-screen persona. “I try really hard to understand how my actions affect other people and not move through the world in an oblivious manner.”

Those on the Timeline aren’t oblivious either; they know these hilarious tweets will make you laugh. Today’s funniest posts include those about friends with culinary benefits, the valedictorian of Hater University and what “Ohana” actually means, according to Hulu.

Piedmontese Bianco fan acc... @madisomm... 15h s ... They keep panning to furries instead of veterans at the Memorial Day Mets game Imaoooooo citi FIELD 4:34 PM JACKPOT: $320,000 million 72° TULLAM DEL 5 138 4.1K 48K
S ... Naru Yogurt @NaruMembrane 14h DisneyPlus.com/Hullu 'Ohana means SUNSET hulu ON STRIP ************** Disney B SUNSET PLAZA 117 1.5K 33K 708K
mor @moristiko May 26 ... Chill out biggie its not for you 61 3.9K 89K 1.6M
@saintdoII - 15h G ... when did we start sneaking chatgpt into these H @PISCESPRADA May 25 me spotify pinterest chatgpt 327 26K 375K del 6.2M
Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota 12h ... Watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs put his little hat on and do his vaudeville routine. 3 79 1.2K del 12K
respectful huff @alexqarbuckle 14h ... A year or so from now you or someone you know is going to go to the hospital for important surgery and as the anesthesia kicks in the surgeon will walk in the room and it will be Nathan Fielder 3 128 2.4K 30K
skippy @peebuttnutter May 26 G ... 12:34 ... 1635 feet away Freedom To Explor... OPENROAD Shop now ARUNGTON OPENROADRVCENTER. Today Want come over and watch SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 12:30AM Double Tap to Like 92 706 9K del 230K
John Attridge @John_Attridge 17h ... Sisyphus be like I'm getting my steps in 13 227 1.7K 54K
@imagesaico... 13h s ... Images AI Could Never Re... Fritz Muehlbauer Today at 5:49 AM Barrington, Rhode Island Looking for car keys Didn't find shit Distance Steps Time 4.76 mi 1h 54m 10,796 Federal Rd County Rd 1 78 1.6K 22K
omar @DripArab 11h ... I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFELY 25 2.6K 15K del 217K
Daniel @dmags247.20h ... The mechanical bull after 3 more miller lites mbg @gloless May 25 Girl just told me she ghosted me because I got too drunk and rode the mechanical bull 3 times on our first date 503 11K du 147K
meg Yooper bitchell @MeganBitchell - 13h ... I like da rides theescarletgrey (... @theescarlet... May 24 americans love theme parks so much cuz it gives them a glimpse of what it is to live in a walkable city x.com/dexerto/status... 18 142 4.3K 116K
Katherine @kat_moder . 19h S ... GOON DUNGEON SLAUGHTE... @buttse... May 25 need to be bred so badddd 43 11K 111K 1.2M
@Vickcantmiss 18h s ... autism me thinking-it's normal to listen to the same song 272 times 20 1.1K 9.8K 156K
N @dearvotion . 22h G ... What's wrong babe? you've barely touched your optical illusion cherry pie. 50 2.7K 46K 417K
David Grossman @davidgross_man - 1 11h ... Ideally The Rehearsal would not be funded by HBO, but rather by the Works Progress istration as a project of the New Deal 2 206 3.6K 50K
@000000 23h ... imagine hating on me and i'm just at home thinking about killing myself 85 11K 42K 587K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant. 16h ... zoë rose bryant PRO Mission: Impossible -The Final Reckoning 2025 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THE FINAL RECKONING 1/2 Rewatched May 26, 2025 as soon as that third act starts i turn into timothée chalamet at a knicks game 32 929 15K del 274K
DOL @CoocHeona 11h If you sick and you laugh at a joke, you're no longer sick. Nini @_benitaofficial - 12h Aye, how strict was yall parents? 64 3.1K 19K 400K
Tyler @BalloonFlavour • 23h I'm kind of between addictions right now 5 1K 6.7K del 101K
Invis @invis4yo 11h ... me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store Why is no one ready? 6 381 2.6K del 31K
Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti 1 19h G ... YUNG MITCH Dog spread MILWAUSES Club de REWER NEVO 199 4.2K 66K 1.5M
Invis @invis4yo 23h S ... A will? I don't even have a way @sevynxox 2 23h how often do you update your will? 37 2.3K 14K 409K
niya III @niy2pretty . May 26 ... thank youuuu N. @btchsdtm May 26 if I send you 300k what do i get in return? 155 16K 102K 2.8M
Pain @GiuseppeCrapps 17h G ... The Spanish-American war M . LOT DE CECCO used Especial X - DECECCO Selector Corona® NBC Coo Light CARRES الم EQUIS LIGH LA CALORIES MALE LIMITED EDITION Lite DEA special Modelo an Especial the BUSC LIGHT E A PPL 39K 141 1.3K 1.2M
@Whotfismick 19h O ... This Television was a symbol of extreme wealth back in the Fubu days 53 250 2.6K del 57K
The Notorious J.O.V. G @whotfisjovana 22h ... When the pouring rain day off got and loud thunder 2.2K 20K 9 del 235K
Meg @megannn_lynne . 19h ... Are you dating anyone? I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors 14 2.1K 20K 294K
trash jones @jzux May 26 ... hey hater university just called. congrats valedictorian 55 3K 29K del 616K
Carrie Bradshaw @AdamWinehome. 22h ... Friends with benefits but the benefit is cooking for each other 14 579 4K 69K
michael @FilledwithUrine. 20h ... i've been reading the room for 20 minutes it's not looking so good 15 2K 18K 214K
Out of Context Huma... @NoContextHu... 9h s ... I'M VERY VULNERABLE RN IF ANY BAD BITCHES WANT TO TAK ADVANTAGE OF ME 36 151 2.9K 225K
kissing kass @hierophantyeet - 21h ... sure I'll go fuck myself, but im gonna get dressed up and buy myself dinner first 4 161 1K 15K
Alex Press ... @alexnpress thinking about when my relative bought a safe that was wider than his front door so he kept it on the porch with all the valuables inside 12:36 AM May 26, 2025 202.5K Views 24 354 15K 360

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